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Neva Jokes

First 4 letters of Nevada is Neva

In case you were wondering when they would finish

Nevada was just called!

They didn’t answer

I asked my son when the ballots will be finally counted. His answer?

Neva, da.

Mick and Paddy had promised their Uncle Seamus...

...who had been a seafaring gent all his life, to bury him at sea when he died.

Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the boys kept their promise.

They set off with Uncle Seamus all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded onto their row boat.

After a while Mick says, 'Do...

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