A memer, an antivegan activist, a teenager, a GTA Online player, a LoL player, an anti-China activist, and a Redditor walk into a bar.
The bartender says upon their entry, “Happy Cake Day, Elson!”
Haha, jokes lol
Three guys were playing Russian roulette with a 6 shot revolver and 1 in the chamber, the first guy picks up a single cigarette, smokes it, then shoots and nothing comes out, the second guy picks up 2 smokes, enjoys his time. Fires 2x and nothing comes out. The third guy thinks for a second and says...
Lol plague inc easy mode is so unrealistic
Like who wouldn’t wash their hands and wear a mask during a global pandemic.
What do you call a rectangle that’s full of blood?
(Came up with this in math class lol)
why did the nurse need a red pen
in case she needed to draw blood
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A lady finally found her soulmate and calls her dad to tell him about it
(Translated from romanian, hopefully you will get it lol)
The dad is smiling and eager to find out more about this man he asks even more questions about her new lover.
She tells him that he is smart, beautiful, finished his studies at a highly prestigious university and now he is worki...
Canadian jokes I thought of today....please be kind lol
What kind of insurance do Canadians have? Eh eh r p
What do Canadians put on their steak? Eh 1
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender!
Came up with this while putting chicken tenders out at my old job. lol
I just farted on my wallet
Now I have Gas Money!
*Told to me by my 9 year old daughter, who thought it's hilarious! (I agree lol)
This isnt even a joke....
My recruiter at this job 5 years ago told me.
"being a trucker driving trucks over the road is like the only place i can think of where fapping is acceptable in the work place."
Until they installed driver facing cameras lol