As an Australian student coming to America to study, I found it hard to get through customs...
"G'day, I'm here to study at uni."
"Which university are you going to, son?
"I SAID WHICH UNIVERSITY ARE YOU GOING TO, SON?!?!"
How to make Americans take vaccines
Tell them immigrants are coming to America to take all their vaccines.
As soon as Don Cappelli and his thugs entered Mario’s restaurant
...all of the guests immediately stopped what they were doing and quietly left. Don Cappelli’s face was very well-known around the city, and while he was ‘saving’ business after business from going bankrupt and helping families at their time of need, nobody dared ask where his money came from, nor d...