Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she wont think twice..
Call a girl fat once and she’ll always remember.
Because elephants never forget
Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?
...because its not a Target.
I had a vasectomy so I wont have any kids...
Just got back home and they are still here...
Why wont Demi Lovato play soccer?
She cant seem to kick anything
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Why wont ducks squat?
They don’t want people to see their butt-quack
Why wont Apple ever make a car?
Because it can't have windows in it!!!!
You wont hear a pterodactyl urinate
..because its pee is silent
I wont let the load of one small murder weigh me down...
... because I'm a mass murderer.
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