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Whats good on pizza but not on pussy?

crust.





edit: yall keep making better jokes in the comments LMAO

possible answers : red sauce, white sauce, yeast, cheese, senior discount (wtf), crabs, hot sauce, mushrooms. damn yall are just funnier than me lol

Whats the problem with 9/11 jokes

they're two plane

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Whats the difference between a politician and a hooker?

A hooker will stop fucking you once you run out of money.

Edit: As somebody observed below, this joke is as old as the sun, yet never gets old.

Considering all the comments, it's a fair conclusion that hookers would make honest politicians, if there is such a thing.

Whats does /s mean?

And please, no sarcasm in the answers.

Genie: Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich.
Genie: Granted, what's your second wish?
Rich: I want lots of money.

Whats Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom?

How I bought your mother

Whats the worst thing to hear during open heart surgery?

Anything

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a prostitute?

The terrorist blows for free.

Whats the leading cause of dry skin?

Towels

Whats the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?

Not too sure. I just fly the drone.

If I got a dime every time I didn't understand whats going on,

I'd be like "why are you giving me these dimes?"

Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color?

M'genta

whats the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

donald trump has never had a garbanzo bean on his face.

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Whats similar between a hurricane and women?

They come in hot and wet and leave with **THE LAWN CHAIRS WE BOUGHT TOGETHER SARA YOU BITCH!**

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my son came to me and asked, dad whats a clitoris?

I answered:

Damn son you should have asked me that yesterday, it was on the tip of my tongue!

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Whats the difference between a politician and a hooker?

A hooker will stop fucking you once you run out of money.

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