“No prob, Bob”

is short for, “No problem, Boblem.”

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Hope this original, but prob not

Yo momma so old her first birthday gift was a fucking rib bone.

Prob been done before Dad joke, but "What's large, grey and unimportant"?

An irrelephant.

My boss told me we're starting drug testing next week..

I said no prob, but I ain't trying meth.

One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old mate, I want you to make me a new Ark".

Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after all you're the boss...

But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. This time Noah, I do not want just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other".

"20 DECKS!", screams Noah. "Well, OK Big ...

A mathematician was interviewing for a job

A mathematician was interviewing for a job. The interviewer asks him - "You are walking towards your office and running late for a very important meeting and you glimpse a building on fire with people screaming for help. What will you do?".
The mathematician thinks for a while and replies : "Peop...

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The Monkey

This guy comes into a bar with a monkey. While the guy is having a drink at the bar, the monkey climbs onto a pool table, picks up the cue ball, and eats it. Seeing this, the bartender approaches the man and asks "What's up with the monkey? He ate my damn cue ball!!"

The man apologizes and sa...

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The bet

Me: Bet you $10 you can't fit my dick in your mouth without gagging.
Her: That's a bet you're gonna lose.
Me: *unzips
Her: Yeah, no prob. *kneels, begins
Me: If you feel something rough it's just a scab...
Her: *gags
Me: I won...

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger do now?

He's an exterminator.

(I just thought of this on my way to work. Probs been done before though}

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Superman is Horny

Superman was horny one day as he's flying around.

He sees Batman and flies up to him and starts chatting him up.

>Superman "So Batman, you wanna go look for some pussy tonight?"

>Batman "Sorry Supe, Commissioner Gordon wants to meet with me tonight to discuss some of the c...

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So I moved into the country...

far away from civilization. At first I enjoyed the solitude; the city was over an hour away, and the night sky was magnificent!

Then I started getting lonely. It was a relief when, one afternoon, a knock came at the door.

"Ah'm yer naybor frm down t' way. Gonna be a party t'naht, yer i...

Boss makes a dollar, I make a nickel.

I'd prob'ly make more if I tickled his pickle.

The dogfood diet

(don't know the source, my dad sent me this he prob heard it on the radio)

Yesterday I was at my local Publix buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog, and was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think....

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers .



(Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. )

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