The best thing about Adrian Peterson's suspension...

...he gets to spend more time with the kids.

What's Adrian Peterson's favorite gaming system?

Nintendo Switch

I hear Adrian Peterson is getting into baseball...

Apparently he's a great switch hitter.

Adrian Peterson just announced his retirement from the NFL

and will be joining the Minnesota Twins as a switch hitter.

(Sorry, news was too depressing not to joke about it)

Press Release: "Big thank you to Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice"

Sincerely,
Tony Stewart's PR Team

The New York Yankees Officially Sign Adrian Peterson

They needed a good switch hitter.

What do you call Adrian Monk when he's angry?

Rasputin

A kid asked : "Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?"

The father replied : "It's mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean."

With that, the father dialled a random number. He said "*Hello, is Adrian here?*"

The man answered "*There is no one here called Adrian. Why don't you pay attention when dialling?*"
"*He was probab...

Working With The FBI

The phone rings at FBI headquarters.
"Hello?"
"Hello, is this the FBI?"
"Yes. What do you want?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux! He is
hiding marijuana inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the FBI agents descend on Th...

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Gay Joke

John went to the bar, where he got chatting with another customer, his name was Adrian.

Adrian explained to John that he was a professor of Logic. John had never heard of this before so he asked for an explanation.

Well, said Adrian??Let me give you an example. Do you own a lawn mower?...