The best thing about Adrian Peterson's suspension...
...he gets to spend more time with the kids.
I hear Adrian Peterson is getting into baseball...
Apparently he's a great switch hitter.
Adrian Peterson just announced his retirement from the NFL
and will be joining the Minnesota Twins as a switch hitter.
(Sorry, news was too depressing not to joke about it)
What's Adrian Peterson's favorite gaming system?
The New York Yankees Officially Sign Adrian Peterson
They needed a good switch hitter.
A kid asked : "Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?"
The father replied : "It's mostly a matter of degree. Let me show you what I mean."
With that, the father dialled a random number. He said "*Hello, is Adrian here?*"
The man answered "*There is no one here called Adrian. Why don't you pay attention when dialling?*" "*He was probab...
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John went to the bar, where he got chatting with another customer, his name was Adrian.
Adrian explained to John that he was a professor of Logic. John had never heard of this before so he asked for an explanation.
Well, said Adrian??Let me give you an example. Do you own a lawn mower?...
Working With The FBI
The phone rings at FBI headquarters. "Hello?" "Hello, is this the FBI?" "Yes. What do you want?" "I'm calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood." "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the FBI agents descend on Th...