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Travis Jokes

What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic have in common?

The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

Did you hear about Travis Scott’s latest performance?

He really crushed it

Travis Scott is most definitely about to drop some bars soon

But let’s hope he can continue releasing music after serving his time.

I don’t get it..Travis Scott is trash, but it seems everyone is dying to see him live

Whoops.

What would Soviet Travis Scott name his album?

Cosmoworld

What does Farmer Travis Scott do when his crops are ready?

He goes Sickle Mode

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What did the Mexican lady say when Travis and her were having sex?

¡Otra vez!

Jealous of the success of the Travis Scott burger, Kylie Jenner has signed a deal with a competing chain.

Coming soon: Eat Kylie's Taco at a Taco Bell near you.

The Cool Clam Club

Deep beneath the ocean there is an exclusive club known for only having the coolest of clams in their midst. This was called the Cool Clam Club.


Now, the Cool Clam Club was known across the seven seas as one of the most prestigious clubs known to seakind due to the fact that their initia...

Whats the saddest thing about the Astroworld concert?

The last thing they would ever hear is Travis Scott.

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Dear Mom and Dad

We are having a great time here at Camp CatchaCough. Our Scoutmaster is making us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are OK. Only 1 of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away.
Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain look...

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