What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic have in common?

The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

I don’t get it..Travis Scott is trash, but it seems everyone is dying to see him live

Whoops.

Travis Scott is most definitely about to drop some bars soon

But let’s hope he can continue releasing music after serving his time.

My sister just found out that the Travis Scott concert she got tickets to has been cancelled

She's crushed

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Dear Mom and Dad

We are having a great time here at Camp CatchaCough. Our Scoutmaster is making us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and worried. We are OK. Only 1 of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away.
Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain look...

Jealous of the success of the Travis Scott burger, Kylie Jenner has signed a deal with a competing chain.

Coming soon: Eat Kylie's Taco at a Taco Bell near you.

I went to McDonald’s and asked if they had any deals. The lady said, “We have the Travis Scott special, it comes with fries and a drink.”

I asked, “does it include a burger or is it just the rapper?”

What would Soviet Travis Scott name his album?

Cosmoworld

What do Kanye, Travis and the astros have in common?

Bangin the trash

What does Farmer Travis Scott do when his crops are ready?

He goes Sickle Mode

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What did the Mexican lady say when Travis and her were having sex?

¡Otra vez!

The Cool Clam Club

Deep beneath the ocean there is an exclusive club known for only having the coolest of clams in their midst. This was called the Cool Clam Club.


Now, the Cool Clam Club was known across the seven seas as one of the most prestigious clubs known to seakind due to the fact that their initia...

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