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Hernandez Jokes

Aaron Hernandez died doing what he loved...

Killing people.

Aaron Hernandez set a new NFL record

Longest hang time by a player who doesn't punt

What's Aaron Hernandez's favorite part of a bed sheet?

The tight end.

The NFL announced today that Aaron Hernandez

Is suspended indefinitely.

Anyone ever hear any updates on Aaron Hernandez?

I feel like the media really left us hanging.

How did the referee declare Aaron Hernandez dead?

"After review, the receiver did not get two feet down."

Life's just not fair. Aaron Hernandez had everything: talent, money, women...

And now I hear he's well-hung, too?

I think Aaron Hernandez misunderstood the verdict...

He must have thought it ended in a hung jury.

What's the first thing Aaron Hernandez learned in prison?

He's not a tight end anymore ;)

Advice for dealing with all the Aaron Hernandez memes....

...hang in there, it'll die quicker than you think.

Apparently Aaron Hernandez misunderstood his attorney when his lawyer told him to...

hang in there

What does Aaron Hernandez and his victims have in common?

They were both killed by tight ends.

At first I suspected foul play in the whole Aaron Hernandez suicide thing.

But I think he was just a guy at the end of his rope.

What's the difference between Tim Tebow and Aaron Hernandez?

Aaron Hernandez knew when to hang it up.

Before his conviction, Aaron Hernandez was a tight end in the NFL.

But since going to prison he's become a wide receiver.

Why didn't Aaron Hernandez ever tell us why he threw away his career for a life of crime?

He wanted to leave us hanging.

Aaron Hernandez is going to be a steal in everyone's fantasy draft this year

Experts are saying that he'll probably be hanging around and available in the late rounds.

New England Patriots list Aaron Hernandez out for week 1.

Suspended.

Did you hear they asked Aaron Hernandez if he wanted to watch the Patriots visit to The White House on the rec room TV?

He said, "No thanks I'll just hang in my cell"

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A man with a tendency to over-explain things lays on his therapist's couch.

The therapist says “I have a new exercise for you today. Instead of spending an hour talking about your day, try to tell me the essentials of what happened in one breath.”
The patient agrees and takes a deep breath

“So they cast Callie Hernandez as Supergirl and I’m not sure if it was th...

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A man is in an airplane from Miami to Paris

And a stunning gorgeous woman seats by his side. He's the eager to start a conversation.

"So, what are you doing in Paris?"

"I'm a scientist, I research sex"

The man is now tempted:

"What have you discovered about sex in your research?"

"I came to find that Native ...

Big Injury Update

Aaron Hernandez (Neck)

Out Indefinitely

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Wow, Trump is making America great again...

Aaron Hernandez is dead, Bill O'Reilly got fired. Trump is actually getting rid of the criminals and rapists!

BREAKING NEWS: Patriots admit Tim Tebow hired by mistake.

After tight end Aaron Hernandez request for white Bronco.

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