Aaron Hernandez set a new NFL record

Longest hang time by a player who doesn't punt

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A man with a tendency to over-explain things lays on his therapist's couch.

The therapist says “I have a new exercise for you today. Instead of spending an hour talking about your day, try to tell me the essentials of what happened in one breath.”
The patient agrees and takes a deep breath

“So they cast Callie Hernandez as Supergirl and I’m not sure if it was th...

Aaron Hernandez died doing what he loved...

Killing people.

Why didn't Aaron Hernandez ever tell us why he threw away his career for a life of crime?

He wanted to leave us hanging.

Did you hear they asked Aaron Hernandez if he wanted to watch the Patriots visit to The White House on the rec room TV?

He said, "No thanks I'll just hang in my cell"

Life's just not fair. Aaron Hernandez had everything: talent, money, women...

And now I hear he's well-hung, too?

What's Aaron Hernandez's favorite part of a bed sheet?

The tight end.

Apparently Aaron Hernandez misunderstood his attorney when his lawyer told him to...

hang in there

How did the referee declare Aaron Hernandez dead?

"After review, the receiver did not get two feet down."

The NFL announced today that Aaron Hernandez

Is suspended indefinitely.

At first I suspected foul play in the whole Aaron Hernandez suicide thing.

But I think he was just a guy at the end of his rope.

Why did Aaron Hernandez's girlfriend leave him?

She found out he was a swinger.

Aaron Hernandez once tried to give me a high-five...

But I left him hanging

Advice for dealing with all the Aaron Hernandez memes....

...hang in there, it'll die quicker than you think.

Aaron Hernandez is going to be a steal in everyone's fantasy draft this year

Experts are saying that he'll probably be hanging around and available in the late rounds.

Before his conviction, Aaron Hernandez was a tight end in the NFL.

But since going to prison he's become a wide receiver.

What does Aaron Hernandez and his victims have in common?

They were both killed by tight ends.

New England Patriots list Aaron Hernandez out for week 1.

Suspended.

I think Aaron Hernandez misunderstood the verdict...

He must have thought it ended in a hung jury.

What's the difference between Tim Tebow and Aaron Hernandez?

Aaron Hernandez knew when to hang it up.

Now we know the real reason the Pats cut Hernandez

He was a choker.

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A man is in an airplane from Miami to Paris

And a stunning gorgeous woman seats by his side. He's the eager to start a conversation.

"So, what are you doing in Paris?"

"I'm a scientist, I research sex"

The man is now tempted:

"What have you discovered about sex in your research?"

"I came to find that Native ...

BREAKING NEWS: Patriots admit Tim Tebow hired by mistake.

After tight end Aaron Hernandez request for white Bronco.

Big Injury Update

Aaron Hernandez (Neck)

Out Indefinitely

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Wow, Trump is making America great again...

Aaron Hernandez is dead, Bill O'Reilly got fired. Trump is actually getting rid of the criminals and rapists!

PRISONS HATE HIM

Aaron Hernandez shows you how he dodged serving a life sentence with this handy trick

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