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Oakland Jokes

Due to poor attendance, the Oakland A’s are moving to Vancouver!

They will now be called the Eh’s.

Pittsburgh, New England and Oakland have the same blood type

AB Negative.

When I die, I want 6 Oakland Raiders to be my pallbearers.

So they can let me down one last time.

Did you guys see that huge homeless encampment in Oakland?

It was in tents.

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Statistics show 55% of men in Oakland have had sex in the shower

\-The rest haven't been to prison yet

The Oakland Raiders are moving to Las Vegas.

Thus making "went to a Raiders game" yet another thing people won't talk about when they get home from Vegas.

I'm thinking of hosting a rave in an Oakland warehouse...

I can use my mixtape. Its fire.

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Two homies from Oakland decide to go on a road trip, without a destination...

As Tyrrell is loading the trunk with booze, weed, and all sorts of ill shit, Jerome is loading himself up with all sorts of bling. They jump in the low riding Cutlass and hit the road.

A few days of mindless driving goes by, Tyrrell asks Jerome: "Ay bruh, where we at?" Jerome responds: "Sheee...

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Southwest Airlines

A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Oakland to Kansas City.

The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said: "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?

The mother, who couldn't think o...

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I talked to my schoolteacher friend the other day.

She’s a schoolteacher in San Diego.

On the first day of school, she asked all of her first graders how many of them were San Diego Charger fans.

Of course, all of her kids raised their hands, except this one girl.

She looked at the girl curiously and asked, “Why aren’t you a Ch...

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Baseball & Football -George Carlin

Baseball is different from any other sport, very different. For instance, in most sports you score points or goals; in baseball you score runs. In most sports the ball, or object, is put in play by the offensive team; in baseball the defensive team puts the ball in play, and only the defense is allo...

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