A teenage girl is about to go on her first date and asks her mother, "Do I look pretty?"
Her mother says, "I can't answer that, honey."
"Why not?" asks her daughter. "I've spent an hour getting ready and I really want an opinion about how I look."
Her mother says, "What's important is how you feel."
"Mom!" says the girl, "This is important to me! I'm feeling very se...
Gomez was an alcoholic.
As part of his recovery, he decided to become Christian. He went to the local church where he was baptized and dipped in water 3 times. After the third dip, the Priest said: "You are now baptized, you are a new creation. The old one is gone, no more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is S...
How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish?(X-post r/nfl)
Mark Sanchez.
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Horse Names banned by the British Horse Racing Authority
Chit Hot
Chocolate Starfish
Choke the Chicken
Curl One Off
Dick Face
Harry Azzol
Harry Balls
Harry Monk
Hugh G Dildeaux
Hugh G Rection
Hugh Gass Kisser
Hugh Gorgy
Hugh Janus
Ima Hoare
Ima Goodlay
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The new priest and the confessional booth.
A newly ordained priest is about to do his first stint in the confessional booth. A bit nervous, he asks the bishop for some advice and guidance.
"Son", says the bishop, "here, take this book, I've listed all the common sins and their penance so don't be nervous at all".
Armed with th...
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