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Gomez was an alcoholic.
As part of his recovery, he decided to become Christian. He went to the local church where he was baptized and dipped in water 3 times. After the third dip, the Priest said: "You are now baptized, you are a new creation. The old one is gone, no more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is S...
How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish?(X-post r/nfl)
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The new priest and the confessional booth.
A newly ordained priest is about to do his first stint in the confessional booth. A bit nervous, he asks the bishop for some advice and guidance.
"Son", says the bishop, "here, take this book, I've listed all the common sins and their penance so don't be nervous at all".
Armed with th...