Jamal Jokes

An elementary teacher asks her students what they did during recess.

Teacher: Johnny what did you do doing recess?

Johnny: I played in the sandbox.

Teacher: Okay, if you can write the word "sand" on the board, you get a cookie.

Johnny writes "sand" and gets his cookie.... read more

Richard: I want to be a doctor!
Tommy: I want to be a firefighter!
Elizabeth: I want to be a mother!

The teacher then asks Jamal what he wants to do later.

Jamal: Help people.

Teacher: What kind of help?

Jamal: I want to help Elizabeth become a mother.

They were both hacked by Saudis.

Jamal: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"

Mother: "Oh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"

Jamal: "What school?"

People are so sensitive now-a-days. You can’t even say “black paint.” Instead you gotta say,” Jamal, will you please paint the fence?”

Once you’ve heard Juan, you’ve heard Jamal...

Instead of saying "Black paint" I now have to say "Jamal please paint"

... the new guy asked where the color printer was.

I said, "It's 2022, use any printer you want, Jamal."

When he returned home, he asked his Mum:

"Hey mum, everybody was staring at my wee-wee in the communal shower. They said it's so big. Is it because I'm black?

"No Jamal, it's because you're 18"

Nothing really special, they're identical twins.

If you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal

Sharon is Karen.

A lady had 2 twin boys and her and her husband decided to put them up for adoption.
The woman made it clear to the people adopting that she wanted a picture every year on their birthday.
Well one kid got adopted by a Hispanic family and they named him Juan.
The other was adopted by a black... read more

No, now I really need to say "Jamal give me my coat please."

I can't even say "black paint" anymore, I have to say "hey Jamal, would you please go paint that fence over there?"

'Gotta catch Jamal'

One of the twin boys is adopted by a family in Spain and is named Juan. The other boy is adopted by a family in Egypt, who name him Jamal.

Years later, her son Juan connects with her and sends him a picture of himself with his family.

Feeling moved and happy that Juan is doing well, ... read more

One of the boys goes to a family in Mexico and is named Juan. The other boy goes to a family in Africa, and is named Jamal.

Years later after the boys are grown her and her husband end up getting in contact with them. The couple is ecstatic! After a few letters have been exchanged the woman ... read more

Once you see juan, you see jamal.

You gotta catch Jamal.

Juan man to rule Jamal.

There were two twin brothers called Juan and Jamal who had grown up and left their family to find their luck far away in two different parts of the country.

After a while, missing his sons, their father went to a trip to see them. When back home, his wife, who had stayed home, asked him about... read more

Is once you've lost one citizen you've lost Jamal.

...but realized that they simply don't have the money to support a family. They put the twins up for adoption without so much as giving them names, after deciding it was for the best. Soon, one twin is adopted by a Mexican family, and his new family names him Juan. Shortly after, the other twin i... read more

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

You must say, "Jamal, would you mind painting the fence please?"

If you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.

The umpire disqualified me and told me I struck out and that the better thing to say would be 'Jamal, I'm ready for your fastball'.

Ahmed has 5 bags. If he gives 2 to Mohamed and 1 to Jamal. Then calculate the radius of the blast.

A Sheikh was walking on the terrace of a building, when he heard the door behind him open. A sad voice followed,

"Sheikh Ahmed, I am sorry for breaking this to you. Your only daughter ran away with the son of a grocery store owner. I hear she was pregnant. Your wife had a heart attack and is ... read more