My horoscope said I was going to get my heart broken in 12 years time
So I bought a puppy to cheer myself up!
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
Internet speed world record broken in Japan with 319Tb/s data transer speed
But still the contents will be blurry
A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had broken in to his car.
"They've stolen the dashboard, steering wheel, break pedal, even the accelerator," he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could get under way the phone rang a second time, with the same voice came over the line. "Never mind," said the drunk with a hiccup, "I got in the bac...
Came home from work today to find someone had broken in and stolen my limbo stick.
I mean,how low can you go?
Authorities in Lake Tahoe are on the lookout for three bears that have collectively broken into more than 30 homes
Current leads suggest that the bears’ location to be somewhere in the goldilock zone
After a night out partying, my brother shows up with a huge bandage on his nose. His girlfriend said,"His nose was broken in three places."
Turns out it was exactly the same three places I had warned him not to go when he'd been drinking.
Jesus is watching you
A burglar had just broken into a house and was stealing anything he could get his hand on. Then he heard a voice. It said, "Jesus is watching you."
Thinking it's in his head he continues on his business. Then he hears it again, "Jesus is watching you."
The burglar not very religious bu...
My friends car got broken into
My buddy had his car broken into.
He accidentally left 2 Mets tickets out in the open on his dashboard.
Someone broke his passenger side window...and left 2 more tickets.
A long time ago there was a fishing village...
In this fishing village, they worshipped the sea. They did everything on the ocean--they lived in huts on the beach or over the water, they were always fishing, cultivating, and harvesting from the ocean. They also had this custom where they would name their kids based off of how they interacted wit...
Did you hear about the woman who left a zucchini in her car while she went shopping?
When she got back, someone had broken in and left her three more.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
