Broken Hand Jokes - 6 Hilarious Broken Hand Jokes

(oc) Did you hear about the man with the broken hand?

Yeah, he hasn't been feeling himself recently.

I was surprised to fail No Nut November this early and with a broken hand too.

It’s just hard to grip.

If I have 10 cookies and you take 5, what do you have?

A broken hand.

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My first attempt at a joke in English (I'm Italian)

A group of friends is playing poker.

Now it's Michael's turn to give cards. He's got a broken hand in a cast, so he starts to shuffle them clumsily. He's really pissed at his condition and gets mad.

His friend Jim then interrupts him and says:

"Look, the problem is not the broke...

Teacher: if you have 10 cookies and someone takes away half, what would they have?

Dot : a broken hand.

(Came across this one from Animaniacs recently)

Two Polish janitors are unhappy because they always get passed over for promotions.

Anatol and Artur are two Polish janitors. They always seem to get passed over for promotions. They discuss the issue and decide that Artur will ask the boss about it.

Artur goes to his boss. "Why are me an Anatol always passed over for promotions? We work hard."

The boss says, "It's no...

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