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Relinquish Jokes

A young woman gets on a bus and notices that all of the seats have been taken.

So she asks the closest gentleman “Could I have your seat? I’m pregnant.” The man was taken aback and immediately says “Of course. I didn’t even notice. Please take it, it’s no problem.” He gets up, and relinquishes the seat over to the woman. He leans on the post opposite her and takes a closer loo...

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A blonde boards a plane to Miami...

A blonde boards a plane to Miami and takes a seat in first class even though she has an economy ticket. A flight attendant tells her several times to move to economy class, but the blonde doesn't listen. Exasperated, the flight attendant goes to the cockpit. Seconds later the pilot steps out and whi...

American Indian female wrestling

A tribe of Native Americans generally referred to their woman by the animal hide with which they made their blanket. Thus, one woman might be known as Squaw of Buffalo Hide, while another might be known as Squaw of Deer Hide. This tribe had a particularly large and strong woman, with a very unique...

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A man decided he was sick of city life and moved to the country.

After getting situated, he decided he needed some animals on the farm. He searched the local ads and found a farmer willing to relinquish some livestock for a fee.

He promptly goes to the farmers home and begins his inquiry.

First is the chicken coop and he finds the most beautiful roo...

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