What does a sexy Dalek scream as it slips into 'something more comfortable?'
*"ACCENTUATE!!"*
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Two guys are debating...
**Guy 1:** Having cereal with water is so much better than having cereal with milk! Milk just overwhelms the flavor of the cereal, but water accentuates it. You gotta try it some time. **Guy 2:** Your argument is sound. **Guy 1:** Finally, someone who agrees wit– **Guy 2:** Just a bun...
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Three supermodels are on a plane that’s going down over the Atlantic Ocean
While they’re putting on their life preservers, they start talking about what they’re going to wear.
The white woman says “I’m going to wear my hot pink bikini, because when they rescue us they’ll easily be able to see it and hot pink really accentuates my features.”
The Hispanic woman...
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The Haircut!
Female version:
First Woman: Oh, you got a haircut! That's so cute!
Second Woman: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don't think it's too fluffy-looking?
First Woman: Oh Goodness, no! No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, b...
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