A teenager rolled up to the Mexican border on a bike...
He had a sack of sand in his hand.
"What's in the sack?" asked the border patrol officer
"Just sand," said the kid.
The officer didn't believe him, so he opened the sack up to find just sand. The officer dumped the sack empty and dug through it but he only saw sand. He even took...
A Mexican guy comes riding up to the border on his bicycle with two big sacks over his shoulders.
He tells the border guard that the sacks are full of sand, but the guard doesn’t believe him.
The guard detains the guy, and rips open the bags, but there’s nothing but sand.
He even has the sand analyzed, only to find that it really is just sand. And the sack is just a plain sack. <...
Juan comes to US/Mexico border on a cycle...
...with 2 large bags over his shoulders.
The guard stops him and says, "What's in those bags?"
"Sand," answered Juan.
The guard says, "We'll see about that. Get off the bike."
The guard takes the bag and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but ...
Guy crosses the border on a bicycle with two bags over his shoulder
The guard stops him and asks: "What's in the bags?" "Nothing but sand sir" So he examines the bags and indeed nothing but sand. "Ok you're clear move on" Two weeks later, same thing. So this guy goes on for months, every two weeks same bags, same sand and they find nothing and i...
I had to make a difficult decision when arrested at the border on the way to Mecca...
I was caught between Iraq and a Hajj place.
Not mine found it somewhere
A master smuggler bragged to border control that he was about to start smuggling but they wouldn't be able to catch him. Soon, he crosses the border on a donkey. The guards diligently and thoroughly search him and the donkey, but come up empty. The smuggler smiles and passes. The...
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An old Egyptian joke my uncle told me.
At a border between two cities, a police officer sits in his hut, managing the border.
One day, a man comes riding on a bicycle with two bags. The police officer looks through the bag to find only sand. He gives the man on the bicycle a weird look, but tells him to pass. After all, it's only ...
Smuggling done right
While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, a man was stopped by a guard who pointed to the two sacks the man had on his shoulders."What's in the bags?" asked the guard. "Sand ," said the cyclist. "Get them off;we'll take a look ,"said the guard. The cyclist did as he was told,empt...
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