What’s the difference between Boba Fett and a Time Machine operated by Marty McFly?
One’s a Mandalorian and the other’s a manned DeLorean.
Boba Fett is my hero. I've got pictures of him in every room.
I think I've got a fettish.
What kind of car does Boba Fett drive?
A To-Yoda!!!
If Boba Fett’s armor was stainless steel...
he would be a ManDelorean
My son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as inspiration when naming my kids.
However, his sister Chewbacca and his brother Boba Fett are less amused.
What do you call a Star Wars themed bubble tea party?
A Boba Fête
I want to open a Star Wars themed cafe that caters to people who are obsessed with bubble tea.
I am going to call it Boba Fetish.
Did you know Mr. T is a big Star Wars fan?
So much so that he named his kid Boba.
What’s a Mandolorian’s favorite tea?
Boba
What do you call a worried bounty hunter ?
Boba Fret
What do you call a dog owned by a Mandalorian?
Boba Pett.
I really have a thing for Mandalorians
I guess it's my boba fettish
Tried to post in Shower Thoughts
Imagine a dating app for fans of Mandalorian assassins and bdsm. Could call it BobaFet.
I make six figures a year
By the end of 2020 I’m hoping complete 3 Darth Vaders, 2 Boba Fetts, and 1 Spider-Man.
Which Star Wars character is obsessed with cheese?
Boba Feta.
They say dress for the job you want not the one you have...
Now I’m in line at the unemployment office dressed as boba fett...
I asked my wife to dress up as a bounty hunter from Star Wars
I have a Boba fettish
The future is now
An electrical engineer invented a new kind of transistor that uses tapioca instead of silicon.
He called it the boba FET.
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