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Boba Fett Jokes

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

What’s the difference between Boba Fett and a Time Machine operated by Marty McFly?

One’s a Mandalorian and the other’s a manned DeLorean.

Boba Fett is my hero. I've got pictures of him in every room.

I think I've got a fettish.

I can't believe they brought Boba Fett back from the dead

I'm finding that really hard to digest.

If Boba Fett’s armor was stainless steel...

he would be a ManDelorean

What kind of car does Boba Fett drive?

A To-Yoda!!!

What do you get when you cross Boba Fett with a time machine?

The Man de Lorean

My son Luke loves that we chose Star Wars characters as inspiration when naming my kids.

However, his sister Chewbacca and his brother Boba Fett are less amused.

They say dress for the job you want not the one you have...

Now I’m in line at the unemployment office dressed as boba fett...

I make six figures a year

By the end of 2020 I’m hoping complete 3 Darth Vaders, 2 Boba Fetts, and 1 Spider-Man.

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