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Oneself Jokes

There are two ways to free oneself of the cycle of reincarnation.

One is to achieve enlightenment and become one with the universal energies. The other is to be reincarnated as a cheetah, which only ever reincarnate as other cheetahs, effectively removing oneself from the the cycle. >!Once a cheetah, always a cheetah.!<

What do good manners and public transport have in common?

They were designed to be used by others, not oneself

Okay, how bad is this one?

How does a person with multiple personality disorder live with oneself?

Well, they don't....

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

War jokes

A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part
of the peace keeping mission. During a briefing on land mines,
the captain asked for questions.

Our intrepid solder raised his hand and asked, "If we do happen
to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?"

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