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With Apologies To Abbot And Costello

There were these two kids who ran away from their home in Why, Arizona. One was a tall, white kid. The other was a short, Asian kid. After running away from home, a police officer notices them. They were caught milking baby gila monsters for their venom. The cop didn't want to send them to juvi...

A Chinese family of 5, named Chu, Bu, Hu, Su and Fu decided to immigrate to the United States.

In order to get a visa, they have to Americanize their names. Chu became Chuck. Bu became Buck. Hu became Huck. Su and Fu decided to stay in China

Hu: Knock knock

Ho: Who's there
Hu: Damn it

Today, I meowed back at a cat

It ignored me and walked away. It was pretty hu-meow-liating.

Three chinese men named Hu, Fu and Chu come to the USA to live the American Dream

Chu calls himself Chuck and opens a dry cleaning business.

Hu calls himself Huck and opens a dollar store.

Just Fu goes back to China disappointedly.

Who is the president of china?

An entrepreneur was looking to do business overseas. He asked his assistant "Who is the president of China?"

His assistant replied, "No, Xi is the president of China."

"Who's she?"

No boss, "Hu is Hu, Xi is Xi"

What is the Asian equivalent of John Doe?

Hu Dat

Snoop Dogg and his family break into a house.

They find some nice stuff, including a large flatscreen television, expensive paintings, and countless autographed baseballs signed by any MLB player you could name. Before they can steal anything, the police came and arrested them.

They are in a prison and they are being held at $200,000 bai...

How to speak Chinese

That's not right..................................Sum Ting Wong


Are you harbouring a fugitive?...............Hu Yu Hai Ding?


See me asap......................................Kum Hia Nao


Stupid man........................................Dum Gai


Small horse....

What's the name of the ceremony where really prideful Hebrews get circumcised?

The Hu-Bris

Knock knock joke in China

a: Knock knock

b: Whose there?

a: Yep! Its me, your buddy Hu!

Did you hear about that diaster that killed all those sea cows?

Oh the hu-manatee!

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So one day, I'm crossing the road...

and all of a sudden, a huge chicken starts walking beside me and introduces itself by saying "Hi, I'm Chicken Hu". I'm thinking "Holy shit, a talking chicken". I ask Chicken, I say "Hi Chicken, where are you from?". He says, "I was born in San Francisco". Surprised, I say "No, but where are you actu...

What's Mario's favorite Hawaiian island?

O-A-HU!

A knock-knock my chinese friend made

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"Mark"

"Mark who?"

"Not Mark Hu, Mark Chan"

My buddy

You ever have one of those friends that are just OBSESSED with Star Wars? Yeah, me too. Tim Lehey is his name. Number of years he went to a -con where he met this girl Carol Hu. Now, Carol was a friggin Star Wars nut herself. They'd go on and on about how Lucas was so great and...blah blah blah... ...

Where do Jihadists get their snacks?

At the Allah hu snackbar.

There was an explosion at my favorite restaurant last night.

News reports say that someone ordered the "chicken a la Hu-akbar."

It's not who you know...

...it's Hu Yu Nao. Get it right, round eye.

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