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If you're bi and single then you aren't bisexual

Your bi yourself

Me: Are You Bi?

Her: Yeah, i am

Me: Have you told your parents?

Her: Yes. Why are you asking?

Me: That must’ve taken them.. bi surprise


:D

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A man walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar, sits down and asks the bartender for a drink.

“What’s the occasion?” Asked the bartender

The man replies “I just found out my oldest son is gay.”

Bartender apologizes, the man downs his drink and leaves.

Same man comes in the next day.

...

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What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bi sexual Hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek?

A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie watching sci-fi on wifi.

I’m into girls, and I’m into guys, yet I’m still single.

So I guess you could say I’m all bi-myself.

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Some are heterosexual, some are homosexual, some are bi sexual but i am try-sexual

I’ve been trying my entire life

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How could you tell that the ambidextrous baseball player was bi-sexual?

Cuz he swings both ways.

When I was told I was bi-polar...

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

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Some people are bi-sexual

I'm just bi-myself

I'm bi curious

I wonder what it's like to speak a second language

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After 20 years of marriage, I've now become bi-sexual...

I get sex twice a year...

I hate being bi-polar.

Its so awesome.

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Todays News: Russia takes a step towards inclusivity by establishing new task force comprised of Gay/Bi/Pan/Trans/etc enlistees...

Introducing: The KGBT

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I told my boyfriend I was bi-sexual....

He *buys* me food, and I'll get *sexual*.

I was listening to my son do his math homework at the kitchen table

And then all of sudden he said 3+6 the son of a b !tch is 9, and then he said 2+5 the son of a b!tch is 7, so I said, what are you saying, son?! He said, but my teacher she showed us how to do Math and that's what she said...so just to make sure I was like, OK go on. He said 2+2 the son of a b!tch i...

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What do you call the sexuality where you're attracted to men and women but neither are attracted to you?

Bi-yourself.

Apparently there is bi-partisan agreement in Congress that medicinal marijuana should be allowed for the purpose of relieving arthritis pain...

In other words, there is joint support for joint support for joint support...

Now that it's pride month, I finally have the courage to come out as Bi

All bi-myself.

My neighbours want me to come over for a threesome

I told them I might be bi later.

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Every girl is bi

You just gotta figure out if it's polar or sexual.

What did Joe say to Donald on his way out of the White House today?

Bi-don

Hello, and Welcome to the Mental Health Hotline:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you ar...

What would you call a child born to bi-parents?

A byproduct.

I keep meeting bi women on the apps

Every time I say hello they say Byeee

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What does the gamer girl say after sex?

What does the gamer girl say after sex?



U-bi-soft

What do LGBT people say at the end of a conversation?

Bi

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Three religious bi-curious dudes are driving down a dark and dangerous road

As they speed along they're comparing the lewd details of their same sex encounters when they all suddenly die in terrible crash.

When they arrive at the gates of Heaven they see Saint Peter waiting for them with a welcoming smile.

As they approach Saint Peter says to the first man. "W...

I always get nervous when my bi roommate tells jokes

they can go either way

What do you call a Santa Claus that goes both ways?

Bi-polar.

I've got a mate who weighs 110kg and dates both men and women.

He's bi and large, a good person.

I just learned how to play both Alto & Tenor Saxaphones.

I'm Bi-Saxual!

If two wheeled vehicles make you angry, are you bi-furious?

You know, just asking for a friend...

I found out today my brother’s bi-polar.

Apparently he likes male and female polar bears.

I decided to put a bunch of 1 dollar bis around a string then wore it like a belt.

My mother called it a waist of money

speak, three languages you are trilingual, two, bi-lingual, what do they call you if you only speak one language?

American

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I think my girlfriend is bi-sexual

The more I bi for her, the more sexual she gets.

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how are bi planes different from regular planes?

a lot of them have a wide open cockpit.

Friend: I think I have a crush on the president and the first lady.

Me: You are bi-den?

Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own ?

Because it’s two tired

How does a LGBT Communist get to work?

On their Bi-Sickle!

Brian Blessed was flying his bi-plane over the Sahara desert when out of nowhere the engine spluttered and stop and he found himself hurtling toward the ground.

As he crawled out of the wreckage, Brian couldn't believe he had survived the crash. He checked himself for injuries, a few scratches but nothing major; no broken bones, no concussion, not even whiplash from the plane's impact with the ground. For a second he considered himself lucky. Until he looke...

My friend was upset to find out my percussion instrument liked both males and females.

I replied "mate, just let bi-gongs be bi-gongs".

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What do you call a sexually confused chimp

Bi-curious george

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TIL that 84% of Redditors classify themselves as bi-sexual. [OC]

The other 16% are the CamGirls who are Sell-sexual

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What do a double hinged gate and a bi-sexual have in common?

They swing both ways.

What do you call a bear that likes to spend his summers at the north pole and his winters at the south?

a bi-polar bear.

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People who are prejudiced have two butts

Because they are bi-assed.

I asked a stranger what do you call someone who is attracted to both male and female

He left right away without even saying bi.

I have Bi-Polaroid Disorder

All that comes out of me is negatives

When I first met my wife she told me she was bi.

I didn't realize until much later she meant polar.

What do you call a man with 2 donkeys?

Biased

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What’s does a Harvard applicant and a Pornhub applicant have in common?

Prentending to be bi for diversity points

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What do you call a bisexual wastegate on a turbocharger?

A Bi-pass valve.

I think my son is bi-curious

We were rolling through the village and he was pretty obviously checking out everyone's bikes.

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What does a bi-sexual porn star do at work?

Fuck all

My dad is a buffalo

Because he has a Bi son

How can you tell if a woman is bi-polar?

She works at two different strip clubs.

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What happens to a bisexual when they can't find a partner?

They're on StandBi

What does a dad bison say when he drops his kid off at school?

Bi son

What did Trump say when he left the White House?

Bi den

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I'm not a discriminatory person, and I'll say it again : It doesn't matter for me if you're gay, bi, trans, black

or normal.

My grandma is very conservative. It would break her heart if she knew I was bi

-partisan.

What do we call people who have no prefrences about muscle size?

They're BiFlexuals.

Why did the Bernie supporter show up to the polling station at 8:30 when the polls had already closed at 8:00?

He didn't know he had to vote bi den.

I got my little brother a Cisformer for his birthday

It's like a transformer, but it starts out as a car and stays that way

Don't you hate it when you meet a hot girl who says she's "bi"...

...then the next morning you realize she meant "polar".

My girlfriend said she was "Bi".

Little did I know she meant bipolar...

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I’m currently looking to date a very curvy bisexual.

I guess you can say I have a bi-ass.

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What do you call a bisexual who can't get men and women to fall in love with them?

Bi-yourself

What do you call bread that gives up?

A bis-quit

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How much sex does a person who likes both men and women have?

Just enough to get Bi

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What do you call a polar bear that exhibits rapid mood swings like that of a manic depressive, can live in both the arctic and antarctic, and shows equal sexual attraction to both male and female partners?

A bipolar bi-polar bi polar bear.

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Paddy had been drinking

Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating Ireland's football victory. Mick, the bartender, says "You'll not be drinking any more tonight, Paddy"
Paddy replies "OK Mick, I'll be on me way then."
Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off. He fa...

If you like both girls and boys but can't find a mate

You'll just be bi-yourself

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What do you call a bisexual man who can’t find companionship?

Living bi himself

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A man was diagnosed as bipolar, without any sort of medical examination

He was caught fucking a female polar bear and a male penguin.

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What do you call a statistician with two butts?

Biased.

Today I saw a man use a knot that had the statement "Love both men and women"

I didn't think I would witness an actual suicide bi-words

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How do you say farewell to a pure, sexually fluid person?

Good Bi!

So you like men and women, but you’re still single...

I guess you’re just Bi-yourself

What do you call a jazz soloist that’s into men and women?

Bi-sax-ual!

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Two inmates were caught having sex and the deputy jailer was furious.

The lawyer representing the inmates told the jailer

"Why can't you let bi-cons be bi-cons and move on"

What do you call a girl that knows Naruto

She-know-bi

Two scientists bring a polar bear to the South Pole

Two scientists bring a polar bear to the South Pole

Scientist 1: So this polar bear can survive in both the north *and* south poles?

Scientist 2: that’s correct. However, he’s prone to mood swings in the south

Scientist 1: maybe it’s his wife?

Scientist 2: or his husband...

I have a friend who plays the Alto Sax and the Tenor Sax.

He is bi-saxual.

*I will show myself the door*

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How do Japanese say what’s up?

Wasa-bi

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