She steps onto the bus and begins her ascent to the upper deck and a hefty gust of wind comes in and blows her dress up.
The bus driver, looking up the steps at her says “bit airy up there ma’am”
To which she replies, “what’d you expect, feathers?”
[NSFW] Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.
It was just After Eight.
They got off at Quality Street.
He asked her name. ‘Polo, I’m the one with the hole’ she said with a Wispa.
‘I’m Marathon, the one with the nuts’ he replied.
He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.
Then he slipped hi...
40 blondes decided to tour London in a double Decker bus
The ones up on the top were terrified while the ones on the bottom were singing and partying. Finally the tour guide went up to the top to ask why they weren't happy like the others. One of the blondes said, "that's easy for you to say, you have a driver!"
Two blondes walk onto a double decker bus
This one's a classic I heard years ago from my grandma and I still enjoy hearing and telling.
So two blondes are traveling in London together and decide to get onto a double decker bus to reach their next stop. However, the bus is so crowded that one of the friends has to sit on the bottom of...
I'd never been on a London double decker, didn't have any money but told the driver I was dying to get on
He looked me dead in the eye and said "Life isn't fare."
Jerry Clower joke (Uncle Vercy`s Trial)
Since I couldn't find this joke in text form anywhere I took the time to type it out myself lol (No Spell Check)
Flew from Los Angeles California to Des Moines did a show there in the civic center. Then to Minneapolis Minnesota, Its 28 Degrees below 0 I slept between the mattresses. Then I l...
A Joke for those of you across the Pond.
I feel like the double decker bus is a bad invention for one reason. Well, more like three reasons. It is the only time where you can get in a car crash, fall down the stairs, and be in England at the same time.