A student came late in the class and the teacher wants to know why.
"You know, I woke up as usual, got to my horse and went to school. But I don't know why, my horse suddenly died in the middle of the town square. I had to walk rest of the way and that's why I am late."
Teacher doesn't believe a single word, but there will be enough time to solve this proble...
What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams?
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Soviet Joke about Jews.
Little Jewish boy Moishe comes home, walks up to his mother, and says:
“Mom, mom, I wrote at school today in the column “Nationality" that I’m Russian! “Son, what do you eat for lunch every day?” - "Chicken!" - "And now you will eat potatoes, like all Russian children."
Moishe becomes ...
Germany owed a massive debt to France after the treaty of Versailles
One day, Germany couldn't afford to pay the weekly payment to France. So France gathered a band of soldiers and rode into a small town in Rhineland on trucks, hoping to find anything valuable as reparation. After inspecting the town for a brief moment, they took its tram tracks and street lamps back...
A drunk gets into a tram and as he was quite dizzy, has a seat. At the next stop, a young aspiring girl who is training to become a gymnast gets on. As there were no free seats, she stands right above our drunken fellow, hanging on to the bar for balance. That day was a summer day, so due to t...
Do you know why the German Wehrmacht girls are in Holland?
Believe it or not, they’re waiting for the tram.
I got hit by a train attached to a road yesterday.
It was pretty tram-atic.
An English businesswoman explained to her doctor that she was always breaking wind.
At board meetings, during interviews,in lifts and on trams -- it was impossible to control. "But at least I'm fortunate in two respects," she told her doctor. "They neither smell nor make a noise. In fact, you'll be surprised to know I've let two go since I've been talking to you." The doctor rea...