What sound did the gun make when the priest shot through two benches to kill a mass shooter?
My father was the rector for a local church. He was responsible for making sure all the doors were locked, and for putting away the benches after services.
He really had to mind his keys and pews.
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On the benches by the nursing home.
An elderly man and woman lived in the same nursing home. The man liked this woman very much. So one day, he asks if they could sit together outside on the benches. They sat there every day for about 3 weeks.Finally, the old man builds up enough courage to ask the woman if she would hold his pen...
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a Golf club.
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club.
After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole.
Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings.
One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
(H – Husband, W ...