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Benches Jokes

I want a gun that shoots wooden benches.

I'd walk into a church with no seating and be like: *pew pew pew. pew pew. pew pew pew*

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On the benches by the nursing home.

An elderly man and woman lived in the same nursing home. The man liked this woman very much. So one day, he asks if they could sit together outside on the benches.
They sat there every day for about 3 weeks.Finally, the old man builds up enough courage to ask the woman if she would hold his pen...

What sound did the gun make when the priest shot through two benches to kill a mass shooter?

PEW PEW

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