Dr. Dre was arrested at a grocery store today.

He dropped too many beets.

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets.

If I had to choose, I think I'd rather be a Vegetarian Vampire.

Beets the alternative.

A struggling SoundCloud rapper decides to get a job as a farmer...

He now produces his own beets

Why did the rapper go to Whole Foods?

He heard they had fresh beets.

Farmers hired a DJ for pest control

To drop some sick beets

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Clumsy vegetarians make the best DJs. They’re always dropping beets.

If there were ever a war between forest predators and space travellers, I’d pick the forest predators.

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

Why are organic farmers the best hip hop artists?

Because they make the best beets.

What do you call Vegan Headphones?


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If Dwight Schrute gave someone the sex talk

It would be the birds and the beets

What's Dr.Dre's favourite vegetable?


Why did the DJ get fired from the supermarket?

He kept dropping the beets.

Why did the farmer have to supplement his income by DJing at night?

because his Beets were sick

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre

What does Dwight Schrute have in common with Greece

A bunch of dead beets.

Rainn Wilson to star in the next Harry Potter spin off!

Fantastic Beets And Where To Find Them

dwights farm as suffered a massive blight, almost bankrupt he was signed for a massive record deal on the condition he give up farming

turns out all he had to do was drop those sick beets

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