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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets.

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Does eating a lot of beets make your semen pink?

I’m not sure if I should wait till my girlfriend and I have sex fo find out, or if I’ll just come clean

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Why do good rappers make bad farmers?

Because they can only make sick beets

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What is a vegetable’s favorite joke?

Beets me!

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Why did the farmer become a DJ?

Because he had sick beets.

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Yet again I bought a beetroot that punches avocados.

Back with another one of those guac clockin' beets.

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Dr. Dre was arrested at a grocery store today.

He dropped too many beets.

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Why did the rapper go to Whole Foods?

He heard they had fresh beets.

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A struggling SoundCloud rapper decides to get a job as a farmer...

He now produces his own beets

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If I had to choose, I think I'd rather be a Vegetarian Vampire.

Beets the alternative.

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Farmers hired a DJ for pest control

To drop some sick beets

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If there were ever a war between forest predators and space travellers, I’d pick the forest predators.

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

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Clumsy vegetarians make the best DJs. They’re always dropping beets.

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What's Dr.Dre's favourite vegetable?

Beets

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If Dwight Schrute gave someone the sex talk

It would be the birds and the beets

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Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

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Why did the DJ get fired from the supermarket?

He kept dropping the beets.

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Why did the farmer have to supplement his income by DJing at night?

because his Beets were sick

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

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What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre

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dwights farm as suffered a massive blight, almost bankrupt he was signed for a massive record deal on the condition he give up farming

turns out all he had to do was drop those sick beets

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What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

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Rainn Wilson to star in the next Harry Potter spin off!

Fantastic Beets And Where To Find Them

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Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

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What does Dwight Schrute have in common with Greece

A bunch of dead beets.

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What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

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