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Beets Jokes

How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets.

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Does eating a lot of beets make your semen pink?

I’m not sure if I should wait till my girlfriend and I have sex fo find out, or if I’ll just come clean

Why do good rappers make bad farmers?

Because they can only make sick beets

What is a vegetable’s favorite joke?

Beets me!

Why did the farmer become a DJ?

Because he had sick beets.

Yet again I bought a beetroot that punches avocados.

Back with another one of those guac clockin' beets.

Dr. Dre was arrested at a grocery store today.

He dropped too many beets.

Why did the rapper go to Whole Foods?

He heard they had fresh beets.

A struggling SoundCloud rapper decides to get a job as a farmer...

He now produces his own beets

If I had to choose, I think I'd rather be a Vegetarian Vampire.

Beets the alternative.

Farmers hired a DJ for pest control

To drop some sick beets

If there were ever a war between forest predators and space travellers, I’d pick the forest predators.

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

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Clumsy vegetarians make the best DJs. They’re always dropping beets.

What's Dr.Dre's favourite vegetable?

Beets

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If Dwight Schrute gave someone the sex talk

It would be the birds and the beets

Why was Dr. Dre kicked out of the farmer's market?

He kept dropping the beets.

Why did the DJ get fired from the supermarket?

He kept dropping the beets.

Why did the farmer have to supplement his income by DJing at night?

because his Beets were sick

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What do you get when you go to a rapper's vegetable farm?

Beets by Dre

dwights farm as suffered a massive blight, almost bankrupt he was signed for a massive record deal on the condition he give up farming

turns out all he had to do was drop those sick beets

What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

Rainn Wilson to star in the next Harry Potter spin off!

Fantastic Beets And Where To Find Them

Why don't the Beastie Boys juggle vegetables anymore?

Because they kept making the beets... MMMMMM DROPPPPP

What does Dwight Schrute have in common with Greece

A bunch of dead beets.

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.

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