Two melons are sitting in a field and the first one turns to the second and says
"We've been together all this time we should run away and get married."
The second melon replies, "We cantaloupe, we're melons!"
If life gives you melons...
You have dyslexia.
Did you hear about the melons that couldn't get married?
Do you know the reasons why most melons live alone?
Because they can't elope
My wife's most recent obsession is growing melons, and she makes me help her in the garden.
It's always "honey do this" and "honey do that"
One melon asks another melon to marry it. The other melon said-
"Sorry I cantaloupe."
Two melons are madly in love
But they are completely broke, so they can't elope.
Gave my dog some melon
He didn't like it. He was melon-collie
What did the melon say to the lemon’s marriage proposal?
Why didn’t melon run away to get married?
Because It cantaloupe.
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"Dad, why is my sister called Melons?"
"This is because your mother has big breasts."
"No problem, Shorty."
Two melons were in the supermarket
When one exclaimed to the other “Let’s run away from this place and get married!!”
The other one replied “Honey I do want to, but you know I can’t elope”
What's the difference between a handsome man and Ross from friends searching for a melon?
One's a good looking fella and the other's a food looking Geller
My girlfriend of six years is a melon. She broke my heart when I proposed to her today.
She said, “I just cantaloupe with you.”
Two muskmelons fell deeply in love. One day, the first muskmelon asked, "Honeydew, will you make me the happiest melon in the world and run away with me and get married?" The second muskmelon replied, "I love you and I will marry you, but...
... we cantaloupe."
What do you call a group of sad melons?
Mr. Pineapple and his Honey Melon are berry in love..
"Sweety, we are ripe for a wedding! Let's invite olive our fruity friends!"
"Are you sure we cantaloupe?"
The daughter of a melon farmer and a travelling musician met one day and fell in love at first sight
The woman’s name was Angie, a beautiful, red-haired woman with a smile so magnetic and radiant one couldn’t help but fall head-over-heels; the musician’s name was Zachary, a strapping, young lad with flowing, blonde hair and broad shoulders, just wide enough to give him a powerful physique yet not i...
Did you hear about the two melons who are being pressured by their parents into having a traditional wedding?
Water melon and flies
There's a little girl who rides her bike up and down her street every day. *mind you it's the deep south and mid-summer* and she's see's the same middle aged overweight woman eating watermelon on her front porch in her moo-moo and the woman just so happens to not be wearing underwear. Any of these d...
A farmer kept getting water melons stolen, so one day he puts a sign up that says 'one of these watermelons is poisoned' next day he gets up and goes out to work in his watermelon patch and sees another sign
'now there are two'
What's the saddest part about the relationship between a melon farmer and the girl who is allergic to melons?
Two melons are sitting in a field, talking about how much they love each other...
The first melon talks about how it wants a great big wedding, and how all their fruit and vegetable friends will be there to celebrate. The other melon wants them to run away together and have a 4-H judge do a quick ceremony. They argue passionately back and forth, when exasperated the second melon ...
Two Melons Fall In Love
The guy says, “I love you so much, my sweet little honey dew. I don’t want to wait. Let’s run away to Vegas together.”
The girl replies, “No, baby. I cantaloupe.”
The Melon mogul's daughter
There once was a rich melon mogul, who had dominated the melon industry for years. There was one small sector he couldn't get a foothold in, though. So he sent his only daughter there to see if she could turn it around. She was young, beautiful and knew how to run a melon operation. When she arrive ...
A melon and a banana fall in love...
After dating for many years, the banana goes to the melon's father to ask for her hand in marriage. Papa Melon, who never really liked the banana and hoped he was just one of his daughter's phases, says he cannot give them his blessing. Heartbroken, the banana runs back to his girlfriend, begging wi...
I tried marrying a melon...
But apparently we cantaloupe
What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?
The saddest vegetable known to man: A Melonccoli.
I wanted to marry a melon
but I cantaloupe.
2nd attempt because marry not merry
Why do melons hold the traditional ceremony of marriage in such high regard?
Because they can't elope.
Why do melons always ask their parents before getting married?
Because they canteloupe.
What do you call a Mexican melon?
Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.
Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?
Because it means they *cantaloupe*
A melon went to ask his girlfriends parents if he could marry her
The mother replied, "sure but you cant elope"
Why were the 2 in love melons upset?
Because they cantaloupe.
(The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?
Because they cantaloupe...