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Ball Bearing Jokes

Jack takes ball bearings to school

He gets bored during class, takes them out, and rolls them back and forth across his desk. A couple of them roll right off the desk, up the aisle between the desks, and right up to the teacher. She sees the ball bearings and realizes that someone has been playing instead of paying attention.

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An engineer, a maintenance mechanic and a monkey are each given three ball bearings.

An engineer, a maintenance mechanic and a monkey are each given three ball bearings. Their actions and behavior were then observed for several hours. When the head researcher made his rounds he asked the first assistant how the monkey was doing. He replied that after only a short while the monkey ha...

Why can boys outrun girls?

They have 2 ball bearings and a stickshift and a girl has an cracked axel.

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A mother sends her little son out to get some edible silver balls for the top of a birthday cake...

The son misunderstands, and comes back with a bag of very small steel ball bearings. Being so tiny, nobody notices them as they're swallowed from the top of the cake. That is, until next morning...

The elder daughter comes downstairs and says "Mum, I was so uncomfortable this morning. I had...

An Engineer, a Physicist and an A&P Aircraft Mechanic

An Engineer, a Physicist and an A&P aircraft mechanic were all having an argument as to who was the smartest. One of them proposed a contest to settle the matter once and for all.

For the contest, they would lock each of them in a room with three ball bearings for one week. At the end of...

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Mr. Wankbreak.

A man is driving along at great speed, and gets pulled over by a police officer, who approaches his window, and the conversation was as follows
'You were speeding sir, would you have your license on you'
'Sorry, I havent'
'What's your name'
'George wankbreak'
'I'm not joking sir, I'll...

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A ranch woman takes her three sons to the doctor for physicals for the first time in their lives...

A ranch woman takes her three sons to the doctor for physicals for the first time in their lives. The doctor examines the boys and tells the woman that they are healthy but she needs to give them iron supplements. She goes home and wonders exactly what iron supplements are. Finally, she goes to the ...

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