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When I was younger, I jammed a scrabble tile into my nerf gun and shot my brother at close range in the forehead, killing him instantly.

I didn't mean to kill him though, I thought it was a blank.

They said I would miss my family...

I never miss at close range.

The Bible is 100% accurate

at close ranges

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