What do the Red Hot Chili Peppers do on Sesame Street?

Give it a Y, give it a Y, give it a Y now.

Why are small peppers not very spicy?

Because they're a little chili

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What’s the difference between penis and ghost peppers?

I hate when I can’t get the taste of ghost peppers out of my mouth.

Why do peppers make bad girlfriends?

Because they are constantly jalapeño business.

What do you call peppers from the Philippines?

Filipeños

A man in New Mexico asked a farmer if he had any local chili peppers for sale.

Unfortunately, the farmer said he had 99 poblanos but a Hatch ain't one.

Facebook recently started a produce market dealing exclusively in peppers.

Yet another way they're jalapeño business.

Had the choice between 3 Cokes and 4 Dr Peppers.

I picked seven up.

The Pepper Farm

A man was driving through the countryside when he happened upon a sprawling farm, covered as far as the eye could see in brightly colored variants of peppers. Astounded at the vastness and variety, the man turned up the driveway and made his way to the pepper stand where stood an older woman, presum...

These hot green peppers won’t stop with the personal questions.

It’s like they’re jalapeño business.

What do you call a mint that’s made out of peppers?

A chilly chili.

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An American, a Brit and a Mexican are sitting in a helicopter.

The Brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!"



The Mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!"



The American ...

My wife said she is divorcing me if I don’t quit making Red Hot Chili Peppers puns.

I assured her “We could put this all under the bridge and I would see her on the other side of it. Although I used to think I can’t stop I will because I don’t want her getting scar tissue emotionally. By the way, what’s for dinner?”

Anyway, she’s leaving me.

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A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day...

She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His favorite: a sandwich on italian bread, made with turkey, american cheese, pickles, onions, mustard, and mayo. The husband walks into the kitchen, sits down, and takes a bite. His wife asks the same thing she always asks, “Hows the san...

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