How come peppers are so nosy?

Cause they be jalapeño business.

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A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day...

She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His favorite: a sandwich on italian bread, made with turkey, american cheese, pickles, onions, mustard, and mayo. The husband walks into the kitchen, sits down, and takes a bite. His wife asks the same thing she always asks, “Hows the san...

In Barcelona, there's a common prank where spicy peppers are hidden inside kiwi fruits, and then the 'victim' is tricked into eating them

Nobody expects the Spanish in-kiwi Sichuan

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A man walks into an eco-friendly sandwich shop.

He takes a few steps in and realizes that the place smells like shit. The man asks a lady sitting down what the smell is all about.

"This place uses cow manure to power the place. It smells bad, but it does help the ecosystem."

The man is confused, but since the place has good food r...

When the bass player from the red hot chili peppers was growing up...

he only saw his father at Christmas time, because his work digging the railways of Mexico kept him away from home most of the year. To deal with missing his father he wrote a song about him which his father loved and used to play to his fellow workers when he returned to Mexico. As a result the song...

To spice things up in life,

I ate a bunch of chilli peppers.

Why don't they build bridges out of red peppers?

Because they would collapsacum...

Why didn't the peppers want to start a company?

They didn't want to be jalapeno business.

How do you measure the weight of Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

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My girlfriend and I wanted to spice up our sex life

The chili peppers were unsuccessful

Why are peppers so good at smack talk?

Because they get jalepeno business

What do you call peppers from the Philippines?

Filipeños

Why are small peppers not very spicy?

Because they're a little chili

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