How do you measure the weight of Red Hot Chili Peppers?
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!
Why don't they build bridges out of red peppers?
Because they would collapsacum...
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A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day...
She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His favorite: a sandwich on italian bread, made with turkey, american cheese, pickles, onions, mustard, and mayo. The husband walks into the kitchen, sits down, and takes a bite. His wife asks the same thing she always asks, “Hows the san...
Why are peppers so good at smack talk?
Because they get jalepeno business
Why are small peppers not very spicy?
Because they're a little chili
Why do peppers make bad girlfriends?
Because they are constantly jalapeño business.
What do you call peppers from the Philippines?
A man in New Mexico asked a farmer if he had any local chili peppers for sale.
Unfortunately, the farmer said he had 99 poblanos but a Hatch ain't one.
Facebook recently started a produce market dealing exclusively in peppers.
Yet another way they're jalapeño business.
Had the choice between 3 Cokes and 4 Dr Peppers.
I picked seven up.
I Want to Make a Band called Mashed Potatoes
Then go on an Ultimate Tour with Meatloaf, Korn, Bread, Red hot Chilie Peppers, Salt-N-Pepa, The Cranberries, The Black Eyed Peas, Orange Juice, Ice Cube and Cake!
*I know a few are dead and some of them suck but I tried damn it, lol
The Pepper Farm
A man was driving through the countryside when he happened upon a sprawling farm, covered as far as the eye could see in brightly colored variants of peppers. Astounded at the vastness and variety, the man turned up the driveway and made his way to the pepper stand where stood an older woman, presum...
These hot green peppers won’t stop with the personal questions.
It’s like they’re jalapeño business.
What do you call a mint that’s made out of peppers?
A chilly chili.
My wife said she wanted to spice things up in the bedroom
You should’ve seen the look on her face when I started rubbing in the ground chili peppers!
My wife said she is divorcing me if I don’t quit making Red Hot Chili Peppers puns.
I assured her “We could put this all under the bridge and I would see her on the other side of it. Although I used to think I can’t stop I will because I don’t want her getting scar tissue emotionally. By the way, what’s for dinner?”
Anyway, she’s leaving me.