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Peppers Jokes

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An American, a Brit and a Mexican are sitting in a helicopter.

The Brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!"



The Mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!"



The American ...

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

What do angry peppers do??

They get jalapeno face!!

What do nosy peppers do?

They get jalapeño business.

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Life’s like a box of jalapeño peppers. What you do today…

might burn your ass tomorrow

How do great scientists like to eat their peppers?

All fried. No bell.

Why do peppers make bad girlfriends?

Because they are constantly jalapeño business.

Why are small peppers not very spicy?

Because they're a little chili

Why don't they build bridges out of red peppers?

Because they would collapsacum...

When the bass player from the red hot chili peppers was growing up...

he only saw his father at Christmas time, because his work digging the railways of Mexico kept him away from home most of the year. To deal with missing his father he wrote a song about him which his father loved and used to play to his fellow workers when he returned to Mexico. As a result the song...

Why didn't the peppers want to start a company?

They didn't want to be jalapeno business.

Lettuce, tomato, onion, green peppers...

Wrong sub.

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A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day...

She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His favorite: a sandwich on italian bread, made with turkey, american cheese, pickles, onions, mustard, and mayo. The husband walks into the kitchen, sits down, and takes a bite. His wife asks the same thing she always asks, “Hows the san...

Facebook recently started a produce market dealing exclusively in peppers.

Yet another way they're jalapeño business.

How do you measure the weight of Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

Had the choice between 3 Cokes and 4 Dr Peppers.

I picked seven up.

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