In Barcelona, there's a common prank where spicy peppers are hidden inside kiwi fruits, and then the 'victim' is tricked into eating them

Nobody expects the Spanish in-kiwi Sichuan

When the bass player from the red hot chili peppers was growing up...

he only saw his father at Christmas time, because his work digging the railways of Mexico kept him away from home most of the year. To deal with missing his father he wrote a song about him which his father loved and used to play to his fellow workers when he returned to Mexico. As a result the song...

Why don't they build bridges out of red peppers?

Because they would collapsacum...

Why didn't the peppers want to start a company?

They didn't want to be jalapeno business.

How do you measure the weight of Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

A green pepper and a mushroom were baking on a pizza...

The Green Pepper starts ranting. "I don't like it," he said. "It used to be that people only put green peppers on pizza. Now there's banana peppers, red peppers, crushed red pepper... It's not right. Only green peppers should be on a pizza."

The Mushroom, having heard this nonsense before, wa...

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A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day...

She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His favorite: a sandwich on italian bread, made with turkey, american cheese, pickles, onions, mustard, and mayo. The husband walks into the kitchen, sits down, and takes a bite. His wife asks the same thing she always asks, “Hows the san...

What do you call peppers from the Philippines?

Filipeños

Why are small peppers not very spicy?

Because they're a little chili

A man in New Mexico asked a farmer if he had any local chili peppers for sale.

Unfortunately, the farmer said he had 99 poblanos but a Hatch ain't one.

Facebook recently started a produce market dealing exclusively in peppers.

Yet another way they're jalapeño business.

During quarantine - Lonely at home

I am lonely at home quarantined:

Day 1. Oh, that's nice.

Day 3. I read books and rest.

Day 5. I bingwatched "Friends".

Day 7. I talked to the washing machine, but I had worse days.

Day 9. My washing machine is angry. I never had worse days.

Day 11. I'm fine…...

Why do peppers make bad girlfriends?

Because they are constantly jalapeño business.

Had the choice between 3 Cokes and 4 Dr Peppers.

I picked seven up.

The Pepper Farm

A man was driving through the countryside when he happened upon a sprawling farm, covered as far as the eye could see in brightly colored variants of peppers. Astounded at the vastness and variety, the man turned up the driveway and made his way to the pepper stand where stood an older woman, presum...

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