UPJOKE
black pepperwhite peppercapsicumpaprikapeppercornspicepiperzestchili pepperbell pepperseasoningchilicinnamonturmericpelt

Peppers Jokes

What do angry peppers do??

They get jalapeno face!!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Life’s like a box of jalapeño peppers. What you do today…

might burn your ass tomorrow

What do nosy peppers do?

They get jalapeño business.

I have become obsessed with collecting Beatles albums!

So far I've got 17 Revolvers, 8 Rubber Souls, 25 Sergeant Peppers, 6 Hard Days Nights, 12 White Albums, 14 Abbey Roads, 7 Yellow Submarines, 5 Let It Be's, 9 Please Please Me's, a couple of With The Beatles, 3 Beatles For Sales, and even a Magical Mystery Tour, BUT IT'S NEVER ENOUGH!

I NEED ...

How do great scientists like to eat their peppers?

All fried. No bell.

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

When the bass player from the red hot chili peppers was growing up...

he only saw his father at Christmas time, because his work digging the railways of Mexico kept him away from home most of the year. To deal with missing his father he wrote a song about him which his father loved and used to play to his fellow workers when he returned to Mexico. As a result the song...

In Barcelona, there's a common prank where spicy peppers are hidden inside kiwi fruits, and then the 'victim' is tricked into eating them

Nobody expects the Spanish in-kiwi Sichuan

Why don't they build bridges out of red peppers?

Because they would collapsacum...

Facebook recently started a produce market dealing exclusively in peppers.

Yet another way they're jalapeño business.

A man in New Mexico asked a farmer if he had any local chili peppers for sale.

Unfortunately, the farmer said he had 99 poblanos but a Hatch ain't one.

Why didn't the peppers want to start a company?

They didn't want to be jalapeno business.

My wife said she is divorcing me if I don’t quit making Red Hot Chili Peppers puns.

I assured her “We could put this all under the bridge and I would see her on the other side of it. Although I used to think I can’t stop I will because I don’t want her getting scar tissue emotionally. By the way, what’s for dinner?”

Anyway, she’s leaving me.

How do you measure the weight of Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now!

Where do the hottest peppers live?

Scoville!

Why are small peppers not very spicy?

Because they're a little chili

What do you call a mint that’s made out of peppers?

A chilly chili.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A sweet old lady is making lunch for her husband one day...

She had been making him the same lunch for the past 40 years. His favorite: a sandwich on italian bread, made with turkey, american cheese, pickles, onions, mustard, and mayo. The husband walks into the kitchen, sits down, and takes a bite. His wife asks the same thing she always asks, “Hows the san...

Why did the Red Hot Chilli Peppers cross the road?

To take it on the Otherside.

Had the choice between 3 Cokes and 4 Dr Peppers.

I picked seven up.

Why do peppers make bad girlfriends?

Because they are constantly jalapeño business.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.