Art Critic Jokes

... and a well known art critic is in attendance.

The critic says to the young artist, "would you like my opinion on your work?"

"Yes, " says the artist.

"It's worthless," says the critic

The artist replies, "I know, but tell me anyway."

A struggling artist gets his first painting in to an art gallery. An art critic approaches him:

-Would you like to hear my professional opinion on your painting?

-Sure.

-It's pretty much worthless.

-I don't mind, you can tell me anyway.

He arrives in his office, only to hear the phone ring. Picking it up, it's from his agent. This is what he says:

"Alright, I got good news and bad news."

"Tell me the good news first, I've been having a horrible day."

"Ok boss. Good news is that your wife found some pictures. Sa... read more

Because he loved having spontaneous impressions.

There once was a sculptor who made beautiful pieces of work. His specialty was beautiful women. He'd toil away for hours on end, immortalizing the prettiest women in plaster and granite. But one day, he realized that his work was no longer in demand. Distraught, he called over his closest friend, an... read more