I went back to the Jurassic period to hide from 19th-century female novelists

But Brontesaurus

A man is deciding whether to become a novelist or a career criminal

You could say he's weighing the prose and cons

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Whats the difference between a novelist and a pornstar?

A novelist puts colons in their work while pornstars put their work in their colon.

What do you call a neighbourhood full of idle novelists?

Writer's block.

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How could the novelist remember his first experience of an orgasm?

He titled it 'A Sticky Note'.

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

A newly published novelist wrote in her blog that her 100,000-word thriller got her $1,000,000 from her publisher.

She brags at a party that her words are worth $10 each. A slightly drunk guy walks up, confronts her by the bar, plots down $10 and says โ€œOK, wise ass, give me one of those $10 words.โ€ The writer calmly stuffs the bill in her pocket and says โ€œthanksโ€ and walks away.

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