Novelist Jokes

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Whats the difference between a novelist and a pornstar?

A novelist puts colons in their work while pornstars put their work in their colon.

A newly published novelist wrote in her blog that her 100,000-word thriller got her $1,000,000 from her publisher.

She brags at a party that her words are worth $10 each. A slightly drunk guy walks up, confronts her by the bar, plots down $10 and says “OK, wise ass, give me one of those $10 words.” The writer calmly stuffs the bill in her pocket and says “thanks” and walks away.

What do you call a neighbourhood full of idle novelists?

Writer's block.

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How could the novelist remember his first experience of an orgasm?

He titled it 'A Sticky Note'.

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All you have is your narrative, none of the bull shit you spout is even based on fact! Fake News!

Checkmate fiction novelists!

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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