What has 27 actors, three settings, two writers, and one plot?

671 Hallmark movies.

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to turn on an electric chair?

Ten. But number four will shock you.

Three writers, Al, Ben, and Carl, who were attending a writing convention, booked a room on the 75th floor of a hotel.

When they arrived back at the hotel from the convention, the receptionist told them, "I'm terribly sorry, but the elevator is broken. In the meantime, you will have to take the stairs."

Now, Al was a writer of funny stories, Ben was a writer of scary stories, and Carl was a writer of sad stor...

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Why are creative character writers so good in bed?

……because they really know how to pen a trait!

How many GoT plot writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only two, but they'll wait 6 or 7 seasons before screwing it up.

Netflix writers have so many different shows to deal with...

They have trouble keeping all their characters straight.

How many writers for "The Simpsons" does is take to change a lightbulb?

None. They won't admit that it burnt out 15 years ago!

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and the other to give it an unexpected twist at the end.

EDIT: Thank you for the silver!

EDIT AGAIN: Thank you for the gold and platinum! I am honored!

As a lumberjack starts his chainsaw he hears the tree begin to cry. “Please don’t cut me down!” The tree pleads, “I’ll do anything!” The lumberjack says, “Fine! If you can solve this impossible riddle that has fooled some of the greatest minds from doctors, writers to philosophers, I’ll spare you.”

The tree was stumped.

As an author I was excited about moving into a neighborhood with exclusively author residents...

But I've come to regret it, now I'm constantly in a writers block.

I got kicked out of our Writers Block support group today

It made me really

Farmers would make great writers.

They really know how to work a plot.

Lets face it English is a stupid language There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England

French Fries Were Not Invented In France.

We Sometimes Take English For Granted

But If We Examine Its Paradoxes We Find That:

Quicksand Takes You Down Slowly

Boxing Rings Are Square

And A Guinea Pig Is Neither From Guinea Nor Is It A Pig.

If Writers Write, H...

2 buzzfeed writers walked into a bar

What happened next will blow your minds!

Why can't women be writers?

They're afraid of periods.

Early in the development of the Clone Wars show the writers wanted Obi Wan to forgive Darth Mail for killing his master and befriend him.

They decided to let Qui-Gons be bygones.

Why don't escaped convicts make good writers?

Because they never finish their sentences

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I often wonder what hentai writers go through. They create characters who get fucked for about 20 minutes before they get scrapped.

Must get harder every time.

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

Why do women date witty writers? NSFW

Because they enjoy cunning linguists.

How many Buzzfeed writers would use a taser on you?

We asked 20 of them, and number seven may shock you.

What do you call the part of the city where unsuccessful writers live?

The writers' block.

How many Forbes writers does it take to make a good, solid tech article?

You’re in for a nasty surprise -
No one knows yet. But we’re keeping count.

Why do writers hate the bible?

It has terrible characters, Noah is the only one with an arc.

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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My favourite porn category is the one where girls quote 19th century Irish writers

Girls Gone Wilde.

A bartender walks into a joke writers convention.

No joke.

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A writer died and was given the option of going to heaven or hell.

She decided to check out each place first. As the writer descended into the fiery pits, she saw row upon row of writers chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they were repeatedly whipped with thorny lashes.

"Oh my," said the writer. "Let me see heaven now."

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Two smut writers get together...

That night there was a lot of fanfriction.

What do bad writers use to pick up hot pans?

Plot Holders.

What's the motto of the American Writers Guild?

YOU ESSAY! YOU ESSAY!

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