I hate it when engineering students refer to themselves as engineers...

....Like you don't see med students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves unemployed.

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A class of high school art students are broken into groups...

...and tasked with making silly and creative paintings combining culture with food.

One group decides to paint an Indy race car made out of roti. Another group decides to paint a business suit necktie being grated into cheese. Another group paints Donkey Kong serving up a creepy bowl of banan...

What is the difference between a philosophy major and a liberal arts major?

One will ask WHY you need fries with that!

Just been attacked by a ginger kid doing martial arts....

turns out he was the Carroty kid.

What's the difference between 4-layer toilet paper and a liberal arts major?

You don't find 4-layer toilet paper at McDonalds!

What did the culinary arts student say when his teacher gave him a piggyback ride?

Weeee Chef!

I'll see myself out.

Electronic Arts CEO Andrew Wilson has a one night stand.

The woman he was with contacts him soon after to let him know she was pregnant, and wants him to own up to his mistake.


Andrew then replies, "It's not a mistake, it's surprise mechanics."

Did you hear about the cop who drew his tickets instead of writing them?

They say he was a master of the fine arts.

With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.

A coronaissance, if you will.

Why don't you put a post office next to a liberal arts college?

They'll always argue over the male agenda.

What is it called when an amputee does karate?

Partial Arts

I’m sick of martial arts.

I have kung flu.

(Brought to you by my 8 year old)

Electronic Arts should release physical analog day planners.

DLC for Months.
.
Literally.

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What was Hitler's Least Favorite Martial Arts?

Jew Jitsu

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What's the martial arts All jews are afraid of?

Jew Git sue.

I was in a 1v10 fight once. It was a hard fought battle and I had to go all out and use all of my martial arts skills.

And In the end we managed to beat the guy up.

Chinese Martial Arts!

I was standing in a bar in town yesterday when a little Chinese guy came in,stood next to me & started drinking a beer.

I asked him, "*Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, karate or Ju-Jitsu?"*

He replied, "*No! Why the heck you ask me that? Is it because I...

A martial arts competition is taking place

There is a line to practice kicks, grapples and throws. But something’s missing....

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Action movie editor

An action movie editor is in the editing room trimming a Keanu Reeves movie.

It’s filled with cool scenes on motorcycles, and hand-to-hand martial arts combat. But it’s long. The editor has to pull some scenes.

So he’s pulling scenes and removes a really cool scene involving a stuntma...

Danny kicked his way to the karate tournament title without throwing a single punch

Turns out he's a master of partial arts

Why don’t a lot of people talk about older Chinese martial arts?

Because it’s a tai-chi subject

What did the arts museum acquisitions director say to the cultural benefactor and collector of early Renaissance paintings?

S3ND NUD3S

How do Romans make arts and crafts?

With Caesars and gluesticks.

What's the difference between a Pizza and a Lib-arts degree?

A pizza is able to feed an entire family.

There are so many forms of martial arts, it’s hard to keep track of.

Kind of.. Kung Fusing

I went to an Art Gallery, it was $60 to enter and $80 to look at each picture.

It was called Electronic Arts.

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