There are so many forms of martial arts, it’s hard to keep track of.

Kind of.. Kung Fusing

What do you call a pig that knows martial arts?

Pork Chop

Electronic Arts, the games company, have had their lawyers in court stating that:

”There not loot boxes in our games, there surprise mechanics”.

Yeah right, that's like saying:

”It's not paedophilia its early access”.

What do you call making a portrait out of macaroni?

Arts and Krafts

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A man wishes to become a monk at a temple known to teach exotic martial arts...

He visited the temple and the head monk told him: "To become a monk, you will have to resist your lust towards women."

"I will give you a test," The head monk said. "I will tie a pair of bells on your penis, if you can look at a woman for 10 seconds without the bell ringing, you can be accept...

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The police are on the lookout for a guy who's going to arts and craft stores and dipping his testicles in the glitter...

...pretty nuts!

What did the liberal arts major say to the engineering grad?

Do you want fries with that?

Some take a year off to pursue art

Some take an ear off to pursue art.

Isn't it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers?

It's stupid. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas.

What form of martial arts do hebrews practice?

Jew-jitsu

My daughter made a giant pair of shears from outdated computer parts in art class at school

She called it “Cutting hedge technology”

What do you call a flatworm with a liberal arts degree?

An interdisci-planarian

I went to an Art Gallery, it was $60 to enter and $80 to look at each picture.

It was called Electronic Arts.

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Two guys run their own business out of the same storefront, allowing them to split the rent. The first guy has a bagel shop in the morning hours. After he clears out the second guy runs a martial arts studio in the afternoon. But what do they call the shop? What name on the sign works for both?

Jew Dough

What did the Arts student say to the Science student

Why did I waste 3 years of my life?

This is the award I got for 10 years at Electronic Arts - My biggest accomplishment

A sense of pride and accomplishment.

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A multi-millionaire living in Darwin, Australia, decided to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors...

He also invited Brian, the only aborigine in the neighborhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns and oysters from the barbecue, and flirting.

Then at the height of the party, the millionair...

What's the difference between a guy with an Arts Major, and a guy with a Philosophy Major?

One will ask WHY you want fries with that!

Why don't arts students stare out the window in the morning?

Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.

I don't know why people say that no employer will be interested in your liberal arts degree.

I would love to hire someone who has clearly shown that they don't care at all about how much money they make.

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