What did the liberal arts major say to the engineering grad?

Do you want fries with that?

Some take a year off to pursue art

Some take an ear off to pursue art.

Hey can you tell me what a star shaped weapon in martial arts is called?

Sure I can

What form of martial arts do hebrews practice?

Jew-jitsu

Isn't it annoying when engineering students call themselves engineers?

It's stupid. You don't hear medical students calling themselves doctors or arts students calling themselves baristas.

What do you call a flatworm with a liberal arts degree?

An interdisci-planarian

What did Hitler say when he got rejected by the Academy of Fine Arts?

Mein Crafts!

My daughter made a giant pair of shears from outdated computer parts in art class at school

She called it “Cutting hedge technology”

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Two guys run their own business out of the same storefront, allowing them to split the rent. The first guy has a bagel shop in the morning hours. After he clears out the second guy runs a martial arts studio in the afternoon. But what do they call the shop? What name on the sign works for both?

Jew Dough

I went to an Art Gallery, it was $60 to enter and $80 to look at each picture.

It was called Electronic Arts.

What did the Arts student say to the Science student

Why did I waste 3 years of my life?

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The Electronic Arts servers were hacked today.

They found a lot of midget shemale porn. There was a lot of micro trans action.

This is the award I got for 10 years at Electronic Arts - My biggest accomplishment

A sense of pride and accomplishment.

I was sitting at a bar last night and this Asian looking fella sits down next to me and takes a sip of beer.

I glance over at him and ask if he knows any of those martial arts like Kung fu, or Karate or Ju Jitsu. He says no, WTF man!? Are you asking because I’m Chinese?

I said no, it’s because you’re drinking my beer.

I don't know why people say that no employer will be interested in your liberal arts degree.

I would love to hire someone who has clearly shown that they don't care at all about how much money they make.

What do you call an amputee learning karate?

Partial arts

What's the difference between a guy with an Arts Major, and a guy with a Philosophy Major?

One will ask WHY you want fries with that!

I met a girl today and told her that I'm a Master of Arts.

She said she had smelled it already.

The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"

The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"

The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"

The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Bonzo The Martial Arts Dog

I once had a dog named "Bonzo" and he was really talented. One day, Bonzo and I went to find him a job, so we went to a martial arts studio. The owner looked at us and told us to get out. Bonzo looked unhappy, so I convinced the owner to allow us to give a demonstration. So the owner points at a...