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When a guy describes himself as an alpha, I often think that's a pretty accurate description...

Because after all, alpha is slow, heavy and really bad at penetrating biological material.

What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?

No country for old men

Doctor describes bad food

A doctor tells a group of patients, "The material we put into our stomachs is terrible. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High-fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water....

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The same word describes my boobs in 2 languages,

Gross

What dessert best describes your girlfriend after a workout?

Sorbet

What do you call a religious song from Helsinki that describes the end of a Mortal Kombat match?

A Finnish Hymn

A man describes his dreams to the psychiatrist.

Man - "Last night I dreamed that I was a teepee. The night before I dreamed that I was a yurt. What does it mean?"
Psychiatrist - "You're two tents."

A Python Executable Message that Describes this Sub. Yes it really runs...

this = we = 1

# Start reading here...
try:
def ending(your, self):
for reposting in [this.__sub__]:
while we:
raise 'hell'
except:
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I found a company that describes your dick!

microsoft

Quick! What is a four letter word that ends with UNT, that describes a woman?

AUNT!

What "c word" describes my girlfriend and why I'm not getting any?

Carpaltunnel

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