How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
When a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she's either really interested or you're level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn't spotted you in the tree yet
Autocorrect has friend zoned me.
It said that it loves me like a brothel.
Getting Dad-zoned
Seeing a beautiful woman at the other end of the bar, a man walks up to her and says, "Where have you been all my life?" "Well," she says, "for the first half of it, I wasn't even born."
With all this controversy about being friend zoned made me nervous,so one day I bent down and hugged my best friend and told her I love her,and she
licked my face and wagged her tail!
What do your friends say when you get rejected by your sister from Alabama?
Damn bro you got chromo-zoned.
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