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Borders Jokes

What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

Finland have just closed their borders....

Which means no one can cross the finish line.

Somebody made a cake shaped like Canada, and sliced it to match the province/territory borders

I said I wanted the largest piece, but they told me I could have none of it

What`s the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, I`m just a US Air Force Operator.

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

My obsession with carbon borders on Freudian.

I guess you could call it a carbon fixation.

What happened when Finland closed their borders?

Nobody could pass telhe Finnish line!

What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

(Stolen from a German friend on FB where it's apparently making the rounds...)

I went to Borders and asked the blonde for a book about turtles

She said 'hardback?'

So I replied, 'yeah, with 4 legs and little heads'

They should send Hillary Clinton to the U.S. Mexico border

Since no one can get over her...

I don’t understand all this talk about borders...

...wasn’t that bookstore closed years ago?

If Donald Trump becomes president, he'll increase taxes, he'll increase borders...

And the population of Canada.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

There was a debate in my class about the Mexican/US border

Some argued that a wall was needed, and a rather racist friend of mine jokingly said:
"Mexicans are rather dumb, some barbed wire and such would be more than enough to keep those thieves out." After a short pause, he added: "As long as they don't start to steal the border itself".

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