(Stolen from a German friend on FB where it's apparently making the rounds...)
I went to Borders and asked the blonde for a book about turtles
She said 'hardback?'
So I replied, 'yeah, with 4 legs and little heads'
What happened when Finland closed their borders?
Nobody could pass telhe Finnish line!
They should send Hillary Clinton to the U.S. Mexico border
Since no one can get over her...
Due to COVID-19, North Korea has shut down all of its air and railway routes across its borders with China, and is keeping all foreigners arriving in the country via China isolated for up to one month.
TIL People are trying to get into North Korea.
Thank god for Barnes & Noble
Said Doctors Without Borders
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
There was a debate in my class about the Mexican/US border
Some argued that a wall was needed, and a rather racist friend of mine jokingly said: "Mexicans are rather dumb, some barbed wire and such would be more than enough to keep those thieves out." After a short pause, he added: "As long as they don't start to steal the border itself".
Peggy Johnson was suing her neighbor, Dave, for harassment after he kept calling her "pig."
The two were fighting over their backyard borders, and so Dave took up to calling her a "pig." Peggy took him to court and sued him for harassment. The judge wanted to settle this immediately and issued an order for Dave to stop calling Peggy a "pig."
"Dave, I'm giving you a chance to walk aw...