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What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.
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Finland have just closed their borders....

Which means no one can cross the finish line.
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Somebody made a cake shaped like Canada, and sliced it to match the province/territory borders

I said I wanted the largest piece, but they told me I could have none of it
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What`s the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, I`m just a US Air Force Operator.
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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company
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My obsession with carbon borders on Freudian.

I guess you could call it a carbon fixation.
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What happened when Finland closed their borders?

Nobody could pass telhe Finnish line!
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What borders on stupidity?

Canada and Mexico.

(Stolen from a German friend on FB where it's apparently making the rounds...)
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I went to Borders and asked the blonde for a book about turtles

She said 'hardback?'

So I replied, 'yeah, with 4 legs and little heads'
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They should send Hillary Clinton to the U.S. Mexico border

Since no one can get over her...
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I don’t understand all this talk about borders...

...wasn’t that bookstore closed years ago?
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If Donald Trump becomes president, he'll increase taxes, he'll increase borders...

And the population of Canada.
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There was a debate in my class about the Mexican/US border

Some argued that a wall was needed, and a rather racist friend of mine jokingly said:
"Mexicans are rather dumb, some barbed wire and such would be more than enough to keep those thieves out." After a short pause, he added: "As long as they don't start to steal the border itself".

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