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Dmz Jokes

A North Korean soldier runs across the DMZ and yells to the US Army "Kim Jong Un is an idiot!" and gets thrown in a labor camp for 16 years by the government.

1 year for insulting the Dear Leader and the other 15 for revealing a state secret.

What do you call three rappers on the border of North and South Korea?

RUN-DMZ

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National slants on the penis

Unlikely as it sounds, an American, a North Korean, a Frenchman, and a Kiwi were all having a drink near the DMZ. And drunken conversation got to the topic of the knob on the end of the penis.

The American said “the knob is on the penis to aid penetration of the female parts”.

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