A senior citizen goes to yearly physical

The doctor asks for urine sample, stool sample and sperm sample
The man being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks "what did he say?"

The wife yells back to him "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERWEAR "

I work as a Customs Officer and yesterday I had my yearly performance review.

They feel I'm borderline incompetent.

My yearly cake day joke

A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender comes over to him and says:

“Hey, you know something? We’ve got a drink named after you!”

The grasshopper looks up at the bartender and says:

“You’ve got a drink named Steve?!?”

Why did yearly meeting for impotent men get canceld?

Because no one could come

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An elderly man went into his doctor office for his yearly physical when his doctor handed him a jar and asked him for a sperm sample.

The doctor gave the man his jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow so we can get a sperm count."

The next day the 89-year-old man walked into the doctor's office and gave him the jar. However the jar was as spotless and empty as it was when the doctor gave ...

A man gives helicopter rides at the yearly state fair for twenty dollars.

One year, a couple comes up to the ride and bickers with each other about spending the twenty dollars for the ride. The conversation ends with the husband saying, "You know...twenty dollars is twenty dollars" and they walk away.

This goes on for years, same bickering, always ending with husb...

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