Seasonal Jokes

Do you have seasonal depression?

Or are you just feeling a little under the weather?

Seasonal Affective Disorder

More like Fall Damage, mirite?

Seasonal Star Wars joke

> **Darth Vader**: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas.

> **Luke**: How?

> **Darth Vader**: I felt your presents.

Quarantine seasonal travel

Oman, I really can't wait to Rome around.

Venice this going to get over?

You can't say when this lockdown will be over, Kenya?

Quarantine has made my Delhi routine too boring.

I've been Washingtons of utensils.

This Spain is real.

Stay home, stay safe. What'...

I just got a seasonal job as one of Santa's helpers! That means...

I'm a subordinate Claus.

I have seasonal allergies.

I’m allergic to pumpkin spice.

What is a personal injury attorney's favorite seasonal greeting?

Happy Fall

Spring
Q: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
Summer
Q: What do you call a dog on the beach in the Summer?
A: A hot dog!
Q: Why do bananas use sunscreen?
A: Because they peel.
Fall
Q. How you mend a broken pumpkin?
A. With a pumpk...

Have you heard about the seasonal camping sale?

It is the winter of discount tents!

Seasonal joke I wrote (in Spanish)

I'm a native English speaker, and I wrote this joke while on vacation in Mexico at Christmas time:
I have no idea how to do accents - My Spanish is pretty much just spoken...
Que dijo la persona que estaba callendo de un edificio muy muy alto en diciembre?
Feliz gravidad!
(Translation: W...

What's the opposite of Seasonal Affective Disorder?

A tropical depression.

Conor McGregor doesn't have seasonal allergies.

He just can't handle the Mayweather.

Always a seasonal delight, today we will look at how to make a pumpkin roll :

Step 1. Get a pumpkin.

Step 2. Take your pumpkin to the top of a hill.

Step 3. Give it a little push.

Step 4. Enjoy.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Not seasonal but here it so you can use it later:

I just bought a Jehovah's Witness advent calendar...

Every time you open a door someone tells you to fuck off

My wife always weeps when we go to the herbs and spices section of our grocery store...

...Seasonal depression is no joke, guys.

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.