In 12 months, my startup has gone from $0 in monthly revenue to 8-figures in monthly revenue.
Here's how we did it:
August 2021: $0
August 2022: $0.0000000
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I am earning 5,000 monthly
Last month I received 7,000 and I kept quiet.
This month I got 3,000 so I went to HR to complain.
HR asked "why didn't you complain when you received extra last month?"
I replied "I will normally forgive the first mistake, but I can't tolerate the second."
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Why don’t BMW owners use their turn signals?
They’re too stubborn to pay the monthly subscription fee!
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If anybody wants any copies of Orthopedic Monthly...
I have back issues.
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My monthly delivery of Katie Perry's eggs turned out to just be something else again
I guess it's never really ova...
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Monthly Poker game
A behavioral psychologist, mathematician, and a chemist meet up for their monthly poker game.
As the psychologist is shuffling, he notices the chemist has a slight grin on her face. Considering the chemist usually loses, the psychologist asks her what the grin is about.
“Well, I’m us...
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I recently subscribed to Asian Maritime History Monthly...
but haven't received a single issue. Then I remembered I had "No junk mail" on my door.
This is the worst, super specific pun I've come up with so far.
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Anyone want any copies of chiropractic monthly?
I've got loads of back issues.
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I read that if you're unsure about how much to spend on an engagement ring, a monthly pay check is a good guideline.
So I spent £200 and gave most of the ring to our landlord.
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My wife thinks her latest copy of Indian Cooking Monthly is too narrowly focused
I think it's a naan issue.
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Attendance at my monthly introvert meetup is it an all time high...
It's just that I feel like we're attracting the wrong crowd.
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A 90 year old man went to his doctor for his monthly visit... [NSFW]
**Doctor**: Hello Mr. Smith, how have you been doing?
**Mr Smith**: Well Doc, things have been going great. I fucked a 20 year old girl who is now pregnant with my child. So what do you think about that eh?
**Doctor**: '___' for a few minutes.
Okay Mr. Smith lemme tell you a sto...
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Monthly payments...
A husband and his wife were having a terrible fight. He tells her "i'm leaving you and i'm taking back everything i ever gave you ! I even want back the blood I gave you when you were sick !" Mad, she goes to the bathroom, pulls out her tampon and throws it in the guy's face. "Here, you can have it,...
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