My workplace has a monthly fun day, and this month was PJ Day. But when I showed up in my PJs, I WAS FIRED!

\#justicefornakedsleepers

I recently subscribed to Asian Maritime History Monthly...

but haven't received a single issue. Then I remembered I had "No junk mail" on my door.


This is the worst, super specific pun I've come up with so far.

If someone can explain to me why my monthly heating bills are so high..

..My door is always open.

Anyone need some old copies of Chiropractor Monthly?

I have lots of back issues.

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