I used to date a periodicals librarian…

…but we broke up because she had too many issues.

How often should you tell chemistry jokes?

Periodically.

I periodically see my doctor and our conversations go like this...

Doc: your diet isn't great. Don't you think you should try to easy off on the salt?

Me: Na

Doc: you really should. You might develop respiratory issues and have trouble breathing.

Me: O

Doc: and try eating more fruits. They'll give you more vitamins and minerals

Me...

My favorite elements in the periodical chart are oxygen and potassium.

But most other people just find them O K.

Can we please stop posting chemistry jokes?

I keep seeing the same jokes reposted periodically.

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