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A married couple

A married couple was lying in bed one night.

The wife switched off the lights, and curled up under the sheets, ready to go to sleep, just as the husband turned his bed lamp on to read a book.

As he started to read, he periodically reached over to his wife and fondled her pussy. He di...

I used to date a periodicals librarian…

…but we broke up because she had too many issues.

My favorite elements in the periodical chart are oxygen and potassium.

But most other people just find them O K.

(Only percussionists would get this) I play mallets in band class, and so periodically my teacher would see how I was doing.

I always pass the vibe check.

I’ll leave now.

Why do electricians periodically call their parents just to bad mouth them?

So they stay grounded.

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