I used to date a periodicals librarian…

…but we broke up because she had too many issues.

My favorite elements in the periodical chart are oxygen and potassium.

But most other people just find them O K.

How often should you tell chemistry jokes?

Periodically.

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Occasionally, I’ll have sex with my wife when she’s menstruating . . . Or should I say . . .

Periodically

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Back in the middle ages, there was a boy named Eddie, who was born as just a head.

His mother, concerned for his well-being, visited a witch in the woods near their house, seeking a remedy for the poor boy's affliction. The witch felt charitable, looking upon the poor body-less infant, and told Eddie's mother that not only would the boy be fine, she would also make him a body! How...

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