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What makes a loud noise when it flies 9.46x10^12 km annually?
Farmer meets with Banker annually
The Farmer has to meet with the banker, talk about the crops for the year, talk about grain prices, and try to forecast the year's output to plan out expenses for the year.
When the banker arrives at the farm he notices a very tame and friendly pig, running around as if nothing's wrong, had ...
I love the Dave joke so much I decided to write a sequel
At first Dave’s boss in in complete disbelief at Dave’s popularity. But he slowly comes to his senses. He reasons that Dave couldn’t possibly know *every* person. Nevertheless, if he wants to catch Dave, naming people out of the blue isn’t working. He has to come up with a new strategy. He sits down...
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Donkeys kill more people annually than airplanes do.
So watch your ass.