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Leap Year Jokes

October 31st should be a leap year

One day you're having a good time with Halloween. Then it's 3 years of being ghosted.

2020 is a unique leap year...

It has 29 days in February.

300 days in March.

And 5 years in April.

My girlfriend was born in a leap year so technically she is 4 lol

And 1 in leap years

The great thing about leap year jokes on /r/jokes...

...is that you only hear them repeated every 4 years.

In what year were kangaroos discovered?

A leap year

I’ve only met a few people with birthdays on leap year day.

They were all mature for their age.

If anyone says you have to work 365 days in 2020 in order to succeed, they don’t have your best interests in mind and is preaching toxic hustle culture

You need to work 366 days cause it’s a leap year

Disturbing Pattern of Suicides

When some scientists plotted the number of suicides per year, they discovered a curious pattern. Every four years, there would be a spike in the number.

This baffled them, until the old janitor said: "Perhaps it was not a good idea to call them leap years."

I told my daughter to be sensible before her eighteenth birthday party.

She said, "You are only eighteen once!"


I said, "No...you're eighteen 365 times, unless it's a leap year."

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