My girlfriend was born in a leap year so technically she is 4 lol

And 1 in leap years

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2020 is a leap year

and it leaped right into some bullshit

2020 was an interesting leap year

There was 29 days in February, 300 days in March and 5 years in April

I’ve only met a few people with birthdays on leap year day.

They were all mature for their age.

The great thing about leap year jokes on /r/jokes...

...is that you only hear them repeated every 4 years.

If anyone says you have to work 365 days in 2020 in order to succeed, they don’t have your best interests in mind and is preaching toxic hustle culture

You need to work 366 days cause it’s a leap year

I told my daughter to be sensible before her eighteenth birthday party.

She said, "You are only eighteen once!"


I said, "No...you're eighteen 365 times, unless it's a leap year."

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No Raise for you

A worker, tired of working for the same pay for years goes to his boss and asks for a raise.

"A raise? What for? You hardly even work here." said the fast-talking boss.

"What do you mean I don't work. I've been working here for years." said the frustrated worker.

"Look, I'll pro...

Disturbing Pattern of Suicides

When some scientists plotted the number of suicides per year, they discovered a curious pattern. Every four years, there would be a spike in the number.

This baffled them, until the old janitor said: "Perhaps it was not a good idea to call them leap years."

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