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Yall Jokes

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Whats good on pizza but not on pussy?

crust.





edit: yall keep making better jokes in the comments LMAO

possible answers : red sauce, white sauce, yeast, cheese, senior discount (wtf), crabs, hot sauce, mushrooms. damn yall are just funnier than me lol

got one for yall

A paralympic runner reaches the end of the race and wins 1st place. They look to their leg and say "I never would have made it this far without you"

I've got 2 pieces of advice for yall

1: don't tell people everything

Did yall hear about the Slawbunnies?

SLAWBUNNIES NUTS

Got a Covid 19 joke for ya'll

But 99.26 of yall wont get it

did yall hear what happened to the deaf kid?

nope, neither did he

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Yall watch out. My lady said there is some weirdo running around the neighborhood.

She said he is offering a bottle of wine if the woman shows him her boobs.

She also says the wine taste terrible.

I have something very fresh for yall

A dead body in my freezer, please help

Yall ever just get the urge to eat something just because it's there?

Any way I list my job as a gynecologist today

Do yall realize a woman's "I'll be ready in 5 mins"

Is exactly the same as a man's "I'll be home in 5 mins"

Yall know the one with the airplane safety instruction ?

A business man has to go over sees on a business related trip so he has to take a plane for the firs time in his life . He goes through the whole process and boards the plane sitting down . The safety instruction begins and the flight attendant begin to explain " If any of the engines fail , do not...

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