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Odin and Thor were walking through a canyon with a large group of warriors when Odin stopped Thor and signaled him to be quiet and listen.

After a moment, Odin shouted into the wilderness, “IS THAT YOU, VAL?”

Thor stood waiting and listenin, then whispered, “All-Father, I didn’t hear anything.”

Odin replied, “I thought I heard Val holla.”

Thor listened again. “What did Val say?”

Odin replied, “It was just...

Holla at ya boi!!!

Man I’m so jealous of Jay-Z...

He knows exactly how many problems he has.

How do Vikings get each other's attention?

They ValHolla!

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So Hitler is working at a bookstore

and I go up to him and say, "Hey, do you have any books about the expense of a yell?"

He replies, "Kinda, I have this book about the Holla' cost."

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