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Why did Britney claim to be a virgin?

Because her first boyfriend was Justin.

I keep hearing people yelling "free Britney!!"

That sounds amazing but how do I get myself one?

My girlfriend told me she hates songs by Britney Spears and she doesn't want me to sing them.

But oops, I did it again.

Britney Spears was right

My loneliness is killing me

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Britney Spears , Elton John and Tiger Woods

Britney Spears , Elton John and Tiger Woods are walking along the street. Britney trips, jamming her head in between the rails in a picket fence. Tiger, quick as a flash, pulls down her pants and fucks her ball-deep senseless. He turns to Elton and says, "your turn!" but Elton starts to cry. "What"s...

Britney Spears made a song about Reddit.

It’s called “Toxic”.

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britney vs porn movie

Q: What is the difference between Britney Spears and a porn movie?
A: Porn movies sometimes play good music.

What did Britney Spears say when she got a letter from the IRS?

"Oops, audited again"

I was going to watch crossroads with Britney Spears

But she cancelled at the last minute.

Person 1: Knock knock

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: Britney Spears

Person 2: Britney Spears who?

Person 1: Knock knock

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: Oops I did it again!

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Three nuns perish in a bus crash...

...and are whisked straight to heaven.

St. Peter greets them at the gate with a warm welcome.

“Sisters, you have all three been paragons of the Catholic faith. The good Lord would like to bestow upon you one last day on earth as anyone you would like to be. Live for a day as whomever y...

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A blonde shows up to a bar where two of her lovers are drinking together and telling sex stories.

The guys think they're dating different chicks and don't see her come in. She sneaks over to a table by the jukebox and listens in.

"It was straight up the most enthusiastic BJ ever," the first guy says. "It was like she was trying to break the bob a knob speed record. And she literally had n...

-Knock Knock.

-Who’s there?
-Britney Spears.
-Britney Spears who?
-Knock knock.
-Who’s there.
-Britney Spears.
-Britney Spears who?
-Oops, I did it again.

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