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Britney Jokes

I always hear people chanting "free Britney!"

That sounds awesome, how do I go about acquiring one for myself?

Britney Spears is having a...

Baby One More Time

Britney Spears has the most toxic fans.

And for good reason; it's a catchy song

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Why did Britney claim to be a virgin?

Because her first boyfriend was Justin.

My girlfriend told me she hates songs by Britney Spears and she doesn't want me to sing them.

But oops, I did it again.

I was going to watch crossroads with Britney Spears

But she cancelled at the last minute.

What did Britney Spears say when she got a letter from the IRS?

"Oops, audited again"

My American girlfriend recently had a knee transplant here in London

which is ironic as her name is Britney

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britney vs porn movie

Q: What is the difference between Britney Spears and a porn movie?
A: Porn movies sometimes play good music.

-Knock Knock.

-Who’s there?
-Britney Spears.
-Britney Spears who?
-Knock knock.
-Who’s there.
-Britney Spears.
-Britney Spears who?
-Oops, I did it again.

Person 1: Knock knock

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: Britney Spears

Person 2: Britney Spears who?

Person 1: Knock knock

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: Oops I did it again!

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A blonde shows up to a bar where two of her lovers are drinking together and telling sex stories.

The guys think they're dating different chicks and don't see her come in. She sneaks over to a table by the jukebox and listens in.

"It was straight up the most enthusiastic BJ ever," the first guy says. "It was like she was trying to break the bob a knob speed record. And she literally had n...

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Three nuns perish in a bus crash...

...and are whisked straight to heaven.

St. Peter greets them at the gate with a warm welcome.

“Sisters, you have all three been paragons of the Catholic faith. The good Lord would like to bestow upon you one last day on earth as anyone you would like to be. Live for a day as whomever y...

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Give me a screwdriver

Normal thing for a mechanic to say to his lackey.

Start of a sexual harrassment case for Britney Spears.

I want to make a film about a group of friends dealing with their classmate becoming a pop star.

Britney's Peers

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