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Britney Jokes

I always hear people chanting "free Britney!"

That sounds awesome, how do I go about acquiring one for myself?

Britney Spears is having a...

Baby One More Time

Britney Spears has the most toxic fans.

And for good reason; it's a catchy song

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Why did Britney claim to be a virgin?

Because her first boyfriend was Justin.

My girlfriend told me she hates songs by Britney Spears and she doesn't want me to sing them.

But oops, I did it again.

I was going to watch crossroads with Britney Spears

But she cancelled at the last minute.

What did Britney Spears say when she got a letter from the IRS?

"Oops, audited again"

My American girlfriend recently had a knee transplant here in London

which is ironic as her name is Britney

-Knock Knock.

-Who’s there?
-Britney Spears.
-Britney Spears who?
-Knock knock.
-Who’s there.
-Britney Spears.
-Britney Spears who?
-Oops, I did it again.

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britney vs movie

Q: What is the difference between Britney Spears and a movie?
A: movies sometimes play good music.

Person 1: Knock knock

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: Britney Spears

Person 2: Britney Spears who?

Person 1: Knock knock

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: Oops I did it again!

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Give me a screwdriver

Normal thing for a mechanic to say to his lackey.

Start of a harrassment case for Britney Spears.

I want to make a film about a group of friends dealing with their classmate becoming a pop star.

Britney's Peers
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