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Tonite Jokes

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"Mom , I'm going out with the girls tonite" "Not with that mini skirt, take it off and put something else"

"But why mom?"


"Because I can see your balls frank"

Why can't Superman beat Dracula?

Because he's afraid to go into the krypt tonite!

After watching her daily for a few months I finally gathered courage to go talk to her.

Me: I think you are cute, how about we go watch a movie and dinner later tonite?

Her: Sorry, but I don't think coworkers are allowed to date per HR policy.


Me: that should not be a problem as I don't think of you as a coworker. I never see you doing any work...
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