What is 500ft wide and has no pubic hair?

What is 500 ft wide and has no pubic hair?


The first row of a Justin Bieber concert.

[OC] Justin Bieber wanted to go on vacation and not be recognised by anyone, so he totally changed his look. He even legally changed his name:

Justin Case.

I found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it.

You never know when you might need a nail.

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Rihanna, Usher and Justin Bieber were walking over a bridge..........

Rihanna trips and gets her head stuck between the railings.


Without a sideways glance, Usher pulls aside her G-String and fucks her senseless.


He stands back and tells Justin, "Your turn!"


Justin burst out into tears.


"Whats wrong?", asks Usher.

...

I feel sorry for Justin Bieber.

He's had to go to every Justin Bieber concert.

I accidentally clicked on a pop-up link that said, “Free Justin Bieber tickets inside!”

Thankfully it was just a virus.

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The principal at our school once gave detention to a student for illegally downloading Justin Bieber songs online for free.

Even worse, he expelled another student who actually *paid* for his album.

James Charles, Justin Bieber, and bill gates were stranded on an island 100 miles away from shore and one by one they tried to swim off the island

First bill gates swam out 15 miles but then got tired and drowned. Next James Charles swam out 25 miles but got tired and drowned. Finally Justin Bieber swam out 50 miles and got tired and swam all the way back.

PSA: IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL SAYING, "You've won two free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert!" DO NOT OPEN IT.

It contains two tickets to a Justin Bieber concert.

When I heard Justin Bieber has Lyme disease, I almost felt sorry for the annoying, creepy little parasite.

Can't say the same about Bieber though.

Justin Bieber has said, "I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."

By a curious co-incidence, Kurt Cobain, contacted in a seance, said, "I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed myself."

I just received an email titled $50 TO SEE JUSTIN BIEBER LIVE

I'm really the wrong person to email for these kind of ransoms.

I just got an email with the subject “Just $50 to see Justin Bieber Live!”

I thought, “Why am I supposed to pay the ransom?”

Today my friend told me he likes justin bieber. He got hit by a bus.

Now i lost my bus licence.

What do you call a line of people gathered to roast Justin Bieber?

Bieberqueue.

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

Justin Bieber is like winter.

Kind of cute and exciting in the beginning, but after its all said and done you wish he would have stayed in Canada.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts

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If Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, and Justin Bieber were in an elevator with me and I only had two bullets, I would...

..wonder why I didn't bring a fucking gun!

Finally Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber team up for a song and even the title is perfect...

“I don’t care”

I've got all of Justin Biebers CDs......

...and if I can get passed his home security again I'll have all his dvds as well.

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Why doesn't Justin Bieber like Sports Authority?

Because he likes Dicks.

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I heard that R Kelly criticised Justin Bieber's music.

He pissed off a lot of little girls.

Justin Bieber....

I have recently changed the sound of my alarm clock to "Justin Bieber - Baby". Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day, so I don't have to listen to it.

I listen to Justin Bieber when working...

White noise helps me focus.

My friend's daughter started to cry when she saw Bieber got shot in the TV show.

My friend said to his daughter;

'Don't cry. He's not actually dead."

The girl said;

'That's why I'm crying!'

Sad news to share: my dad just contracted COVID, and lost his sense of taste.

He's been listening to a lot of Justin Bieber.

Justin Bieber

The new Justin Bieber 3-D movie is amazing.

It's like you could almost reach out and punch him.

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The other day, I was chillin' at home, and all of a sudden, Justin Bieber came on the radio...

First of all, how the hell did the little bastard even get in my house?

And secondly, couldn't he have at least wiped off the radio afterwards?

Seriously, the younger generation just don't have any manners!

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

Justin Bieber is on a game show...

He is asked the question; "what is one of the most popular pieces of clothing in India?" Bieber's mind is racing, well as fast as his mind can race, but the timer buzzes. Time is up.
Put out, Bieber cries out, "Is it too late to say sari?"

Justin Bieber was caught hanging out around Selena Gomez's house.

Trespassito.

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what do bieber and grumpy cat have in common?

What do bieber and grumpy cat have in common? They are both pussies who were discovered on the internet.

What do Justin Bieber and an AMD laptop have in common

The fans are going wild

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet.



Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

So my cousin has bieber fever...

Or as it's medically known, Down Syndrome.

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Justin Biebers music saved my life

I was in a coma after a bad car accident and the nurse decided to start playing some Justin bieber... I woke up and turned that shit off.

Dear Justin Bieber haters, please respect him

I owe him my life. Last year August, i had been in a coma for 6 months. Then one day my nurse turned on the radio to his songs. So i woke up and turned it off..

I owe my life to Justin Bieber.

I really do. I got into a bad accident, spent two years in deep coma, until one day the nurse turned on the TV. There was Justin Beiber singing. I stood up and turned it off.

Sad news for music lovers today....

Justin Bieber was found in his hotel room, alive.

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Did you know that Justin Bieber has a 12 inch cock?

Yep. It's in his ass and belongs to Usher.

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Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at 'Sporting Goods?'

Because he likes Dick's better.

So I think I have the corona virus.

One of the symptoms is a loss of taste, and for a brief moment I thought Justin Bieber was talented.

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A man is sitting in his living room when he hears: baby baby baby ohh yeah coming from his sons room.

He yells " is that Justin Bieber?!" The son yells back "No dad, its just porn!" The dad thanks God.

Puberty sucks

Now i can't sing Justin Bieber songs

Canadian humour

Did you know that Justin Bieber isn't the most famous Canadian Justin. I know it sounds wierd but it's Trudeau.

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One of my favorite Bill Maher jokes ...

It's really no surprise that Selena Gomez got back together with Justin Bieber. If her body didn't reject a new kidney, why would it reject an old asshole?

A Grand Prize

I phoned my local radio station today.

When the guy answered the phone he said, "Congratulations on being our 1st caller, all you have to do is answer the next question correctly to win our grand prize."

"Wahoo!" I shouted in delight.

"It's a Maths question," he said. "Feeling...

What's the difference between a water bottle and puberty?

A water bottle has already hit Justin Bieber.

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3 men walk into a The Guinness Book of world records HQ.

the first man claims he has the worlds smallest arm.

the second man claims he has the worlds smallest foot.

the third man claims he has the worlds smallest penis.

after being tested? by the Guinness Book of Records, the first man said "wow, i really have the worlds smallest arm!...

What has 10,000 legs and 3 pubes?

A Justin Bieber concert.

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A pygmy wants to be popular

However, among his tribe, he's nothing special. He's pretty small despite his 18 years of age, he's not particularly attractive and he's a bit shy. Then, it occurs to him. He writes a letter to the Guinness Book of World Records, claiming that he has the smallest hands of any adult in the world. He ...

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3 guys are in a cafe...

3 guys are in a cafe

one says: I've got the smallest arm of the world!

another says: I've got the smallest head of the world!

last one says: I've got the smallest dick of the world!

the 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.

first one goes first and returns happy: ...

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A family of four sits down to dinner.

The son is fifteen years old and the daughter is thirteen. The mother is a school teacher and the father is an obstetrician. They say a quick prayer, and start eating.

The father starts telling his wife about an interesting new study he was reading about, suggesting a surprisingly strong corr...

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So there's 3 guys lost in the jungle. . .

lets say these 3 guys are Channing Tatum, Jonah Hill & Justin Bieber. They wander for a good while and are eventually captured by cannibals. Upon being captured their hands are tied and black bags are placed over their heads then dragged back to the cannibal's village.
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Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
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Why is Justin Bieber's face always red after he talks to a woman?

The pepper spray usually hits him right between the eyes.
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What is red and orange and looks good on Justin Bieber?

Fire.
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