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IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON TWITTER THAT SAYS "LEBRON JAMES NUDES" DON'T CLICK ON IT.

IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.

Based on Lebron's acting skills, I suspect Space Jam 2...

Will be a flop.

Lebron James is like Justin Timberlake.

No matter how good he his, he will never be Michael.

Team LeBron beat team Durant in the NBA All Star game last night.

Immediately after the game Kevin Durant announced he is signing with Team LeBron.

How are LeBron James and Melania Trump alike?

Both made their fortunes playing with orange balls.

Why can’t Lebron James stand on his tippy toes?

He gets no support from his Cavs

Smartest president

An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, 'I am LeBron James, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die.' So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.

The 2...

Lebron James walks into a bar

The bartender asks, “Are you here to watch the NBA finals?”

Nike should make shoe named the Lebron James and charge half price ….

because they dont come with a soul.

James LeBron has done what so few people can: he’s unified the country, left and right.

Also, did you know that the Chinese put their family name *first*, to honor their ancestors?

LeBron James tweets he's had to evacuate due to California wildfires

Hope the Chinese are taking fire evacuees.

Why did LeBron James choose to not go to college?

Because he struggles with finals.

LeBron James yelled "F&%@# YOU!" as he collided with the opponent while driving to the hoop with the ball. However the opponent had both feet planted.

The refs found the foul to be offensive.

Why should you never loan LeBron James a dollar?

He will give you back 75 cents and say he wasn't sure about what happened to the fourth quarter.

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Trump, Lebron James, the Pope, a mother of 6, and a Tom Hanks are on a plane

Trump, Lebron James, the Pope, a mother of 6, and Tom Hanks are on a plane when the cockpit is struck and the plane starts to go down.

As they search for parachutes they discover they are one short.

Before anyone can say anything Trump grabs a pack and jumps, giving everyone the finger...

What's LeBron James' wife called?

LaBron James.

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Lebron James must skip leg day

His cavs can't do shit

What's the difference between Lebron James and a dollar (USD)...

A dollar gives you four quarters :-)

What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

Why does LeBron James wear high socks?

His Cavs can't handle the Heat

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Why does Lebron James drive automatic?

He has no clutch.

You guys hear about the new Lebron James phone?

It only vibrates, it doesn't have a ring.

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Lebron's life is like one big compass...

He went South, His hairline went North, his dad went East and his mom went Delonte West.

Lebron James is going to be in Space Jam 2

It's going to be really weird when Lebron quits the Tune Squad and joins up with the Monstars midway through the movie

Bill Russell tried to sell a championship ring to LeBron James for $1......

...... but LeBron only has 3 quarters.

Read online on a comment. LOL

The story of Tym

There once was a guy named Tym (Tim spelled T.Y.M.)



Anyways, in a casual conversation with his boss, Tym says,

"I will bet you $100 that I personally know anyone in the world, anyone you can name"

The boss, obviously did not believe this and replies with Lebron James....

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Lebron reminds me of Michael Jordan...

...when Jordan played baseball

What is the difference between a dollar and Lebron James?

Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34

If humans can carry 1.5x their weight,

Does that mean you mamma can carry LeBron to the finals?

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An elderly couple from Ohio are planning their 40th anniversary...

The couple, who were rabid basketball fans, had used the last 39 years to have an annual foray into their shared passion for the NBA. They went to games when they could, had gone to the Basketball Hall of Fame (four times so far), but usually just celebrated by getting each other neat collector's i...

What is black & white and red all over?

Lebron James' contract.

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