Lebron Jokes - 34 Hilarious Lebron Jokes

Why can’t Lebron James stand on his tippy toes?

He gets no support from his Cavs

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IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON TWITTER THAT SAYS "LEBRON JAMES NUDES" DON'T CLICK ON IT.

IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.

Why can't you play basketball on LeBrons head?

Beacause the baseline is always changing......

Smartest president

An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, 'I am LeBron James, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die.' So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.

The 2...

I think I figured out the source of the beef between Kyle Rittenhouse and LeBron James.

Kyle has LeBron sorely outclassed in both shooting and defense.

Lebron James is like Justin Timberlake.

No matter how good he his, he will never be Michael.

What did the windmill say to LeBron James?

I’m a big fan.

Based on Lebron's acting skills, I suspect Space Jam 2...

Will be a flop.

Why did LeBron James skip college?

He didn't want to show up for finals.

Team LeBron beat team Durant in the NBA All Star game last night.

Immediately after the game Kevin Durant announced he is signing with Team LeBron.

What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

What's the difference between Lebron James and a dollar (USD)...

A dollar gives you four quarters :-)

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Lebron James must skip leg day

His cavs can't do shit

What's LeBron James' wife called?

LaBron James.

Why should you never loan LeBron James a dollar?

He will give you back 75 cents and say he wasn't sure about what happened to the fourth quarter.

Why does LeBron James wear high socks?

His Cavs can't handle the Heat

Nike should make shoe named the Lebron James and charge half price ….

because they dont come with a soul.

Why does Lebron James drive automatic?

He has no clutch.

James LeBron has done what so few people can: he’s unified the country, left and right.

Also, did you know that the Chinese put their family name *first*, to honor their ancestors?

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Lebron's life is like one big compass...

He went South, His hairline went North, his dad went East and his mom went Delonte West.

The story of Tym

There once was a guy named Tym (Tim spelled T.Y.M.)

Anyways, in a casual conversation with his boss, Tym says,

"I will bet you $100 that I personally know anyone in the world, anyone you can name"

The boss, obviously did not believe this and replies with Lebron James....

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Trump, Lebron James, the Pope, a mother of 6, and a Tom Hanks are on a plane

Trump, Lebron James, the Pope, a mother of 6, and Tom Hanks are on a plane when the cockpit is struck and the plane starts to go down.

As they search for parachutes they discover they are one short.

Before anyone can say anything Trump grabs a pack and jumps, giving everyone the finger...

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

What do SpongeBob and LeBron James have in common?

They both hit the deck and flop like a fish.

Lebron reminds me of Michael Jordan...

...when Jordan played baseball

You guys hear about the new Lebron James phone?

It only vibrates, it doesn't have a ring.

Lebron James is going to be in Space Jam 2

It's going to be really weird when Lebron quits the Tune Squad and joins up with the Monstars midway through the movie

Did you hear? LeBron James is starting an underwear line...

They're called LeBron Johns.

Bill Russell tried to sell a championship ring to LeBron James for $1......

...... but LeBron only has 3 quarters.

Read online on a comment. LOL

What is the difference between a dollar and Lebron James?

Lebron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34

LeBron James yelled "F&%@# YOU!" as he collided with the opponent while driving to the hoop with the ball. However the opponent had both feet planted.

The refs found the foul to be offensive.

If humans can carry 1.5x their weight,

Does that mean you mamma can carry LeBron to the finals?

The FBI just thwarted a July 4th terrorist attack in Cleveland.

But they couldn't stop LeBron from dropping a bomb on the city last night.

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An elderly couple from Ohio are planning their 40th anniversary...

The couple, who were rabid basketball fans, had used the last 39 years to have an annual foray into their shared passion for the NBA. They went to games when they could, had gone to the Basketball Hall of Fame (four times so far), but usually just celebrated by getting each other neat collector's i...

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